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I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

Oh god I thought that was a plastic cup of beer or tea

yo guys sign petition cus this update suuuucks

I scheduled this on March 18th (at 1:28 AM) last year :-)

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

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everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

@unnaturaldecay

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

it really is crazy that I have heard so little abt the events in India from communists on here. 300 million on strike! 300 million! by god!

since this is such a big number I think it glances off your brain but to make it clear if all the strikers formed one nation it would be the fourth most populated nation on Earth. wow

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves