Beaver With A Chainsaw

I’m so proud

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

no im ok its just the fact that it was doomed from the start. the moment d3rlord learnt about and fell for avery was the moment he knew he would never be able to be with him. in order for d3rlord to learn and even know about avery at all he would have to be cursed with infinite knowledge. d3rlord knew everything about avery. how he talked, his face, his voice.. and he also knew that avery would never really know him. either they would love and lose each other or they would have never known each other at all.

This is my ideal bloodymary

did you sleep well tonight? (I love you) we should do this one day (I love you) did you eat? (I love you) I brought you this because it's your favorite (I love you) have you taken your vitamins? (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) did you get home safe? (I love you) I made you some tea (I love you) how's the project that you're working on? (I love you) don't forget your umbrella (I love you) take my scarf (I love you) I'll wait with you (I love you) I'll wait for you (I love you) (I love you) (I love you)

Some of you need to be more unique with your fetishes. You cant all be puppygirls and puppyboys and shit. Some of you have to fuck anthropomorphic airplanes. The economy is going to stagnate. Whatever that means.

awesome how you can just have ocs and they live in your brain forever and torment you

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.