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why are people friends with me; part 1 -
ed-nerd nygma (ѕнєℓ∂ση / αη∂у): b oo morgan: screams ed-nerd nygma (ѕнєℓ∂ση / αη∂у): does the creep towards u

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So who's the John to your Chas?
i don’t exactly have one specific one.i try not to pick & choose favorites &such because just -- reasons but i doadmittedly have those i interact withon a more frequent level, & becauseof that, i’d have to say that chas’ johnis probably johnnybloodyconstantinebecause just -- a lot of factors, ourmuses are actually technically nowengaged sO.but also all the other john’s that ifollow/interact with are great & sowonderful; plus i’m a nerd like that& i’m not exclusive bUT THAT WASNOT THE QUESTION SO I’LL JUSTSHOOSH MAH MOUTH NOW.
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I know how my story ends, it’s at the edge of a blade or the barrel of a gun.
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Best Liars: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn
Most Mischievous: Gemini, Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo, Aries
Most Manipulative: Leo, Scorpio, Cancer, Gemini, Aries
Best Mastermind: Capricorn, Scorpio, Gemini, Cancer, Leo
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John smiled softly at his words, trying to stifle it by crinkling his nose “I would. An’ I’d keep ‘em on a key ring.”
He would’ve objected as the other picked him up, but he wasn’t going to deny that he quite liked how easily Chas could lift him, like he was weightless, so John wrapped his legs around his hips, and his arms around his neck as his lips met Chas’; There wasn’t a damn thing about him that John didn’t love.
' sick bastard. '
A DEEP CHUCKLE escaped him following the joke, hands settled firmly on the smaller males backside to hold him up. before they slid up & his arms wrapped around the mages torso, kiss deep; loving & intimate. anyone who knew chas would tell you he was a sap, & an even bigger one when it came to his dearest friend. pulling from this kiss, his nose skimmed the others jaw, until he could press his lips to the blonds neck.
' y'love me too much to ever hurt me. well -- like that at least. '

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with the comic influences i include with chas -- does no one realize that this man is like.. 50/60 years old?
[ - john - ]
“ jesus, chas, pullin’ out all the stops ‘ere, mate? “
he’s touched, to be perfectly honest, but he’s gonna be sarcastic & flippant anyway, as is his nature. still, a cocked eyebrow adds a certain degree of softness to his expression as he glances across the spread of makeshift festivities that his best mate has set out for him, & he rattles the box experimentally.
“ what’s this, then? “
' i -- yeah -- shut up. '
STUPID FUCKING FEELINGS. he may be a man who prides himself on being in touch with those squirrel-y little things - but not right now. not when he's actually making a big effort to show john how much he cares for him. sure, he'd always done that - but it was usually a present that he knew the midget shorter male needed; like a new tie or a spell book or some new, rare ingredients for a spell.. but this time; what lie in that box was a picture of them from their younger years - all framed & laminated & whatnot.
along with a special, autographed cd in a frame, the cd's front held the signatures from every member of john's favorite band. & thankfully, there was a t-shirt stuffed in there too so the rattling won't harm anything.
' just.. somethin'. hope ya like it. '
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“ chas ——- ! “
his protest jerks off in a yelp as he’s thrown over the bigger man’s shoulder like a bloody sack, being lugged away from the comfort of the couch without ceremony. he pounds on the cabbie’s back with his fists, pathetically aware of how weak his attempts at escape seem against the ease with which chas hauls him along. the smack on the arse just adds insult to injury.
“ chrissakes, geroff me, y’great sod! “
' john, we have a time frame. our help is needed, you jerk. if you haven't realized - it's not exactly your choice; when demons & shit attack. besides, i won't be here to drive you in a few days. '
HE DOESN'T SHOW a reaction to the weak pounding against his back, it feels like a massage; to be brutally honest. & he knows the slap was a bit too much. but really, he doesn't care. they have a time frame & this job needs to be done & it needs to be done NOW. renee asked him to come stay with geraldine for a bit, he hasn't yet told john - even though the man knows that chas' daughter is the one & only thing that matters MORE to him than his friendship & loyalty to john -- he won't poke that proverbial bear, 'lest john start off on his tangent of how he believes renee regrets the divorce. fat chance, she’s better off without him.
' so fucking help me, if you don't quit squirming i WILL knock your ass out & shove you in the fucking TRUNK. '

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‘ you bitch! ‘
❝ bitch with wi-fi. ❞
‘ you bitch! ‘
❝ bitch with wi-fi. ❞
okay guys—– i need help. i was putting off asking because i thought i would have it under control by now but, i don’t.
i’m trying to move. i have no family where i live and no friends, my only support being in texas ( where i’m moving to ). i am being evicted much sooner than later from my current residence because, honestly, i wasn’t supposed to be here this long to begin with. there are bills that need to be paid that i can’t afford and it’s got me in a pretty bad rut ( there’s a collection agency on my ass for one of them ). i’ve been less than successful in getting a job, twenty applications over two months, three call backs, two of which informed me they weren’t hiring, one putting me on a waiting list. normally, the latter wouldn’t be a problem. i’d wait it out and cross my fingers and hope to some higher power that i get it.
but i don’t have that kind of time. i need to be out of here by the end of the month, actually sooner. like, may 18th kinda soon. in order to do that i need 1500$. more than half of which will get me out of my financial grave ( 890$ in total ), the rest will hold me over until i’m settled in texas and secured with a job ( an estimated 610$ ).
i know i’m asking a lot, but i’ve seen the community do so many wonderful things for each other, and if there’s any way ya’ll can help me out, even if that’s donating one dollar or simply passing this along, i’d be extremely grateful and forever in ya’ll’s debt. my paypal is [email protected].
please, i just wanna go home.
i am taking commissions to help move this along!!
writing ( if i don’t know the character(s), i will research them ): 5$ – 500 word fic 10$ – 1000 word 15$ – 1000 word fic, plus five song playlist 20$ – 1000 word fic, five song playlist, plus a header image
art ( please message me for details ): 10$ – scenic / landscape / the outside world 15$ – character sketch, uncolored / unshaded / in the raw 20$ – character sketch, colored / shaded / all tidied up 25$ – didney doodles, colored / shaded / happiest place on earth
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he’ll just shove a box into john’s lap, & sit a tray with a fast food meal, a burger & fries. there’s also a beer & a l’il two layer cake that he made with a birthday message that reads: happy birthday to the single, most annoying pain in the ass that ever existed, & i couldn’t love you more than i do. nor would i change any bit of you or your horrid personality.

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