Rooted in Earth

the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports

[image description: a digital drawing of a cartoon grey tabby cat in a starfish type pose - eyes closed and smiling. the cat has a love heart on their chest. the background is red, orange, and white in circles, with doodled hearts and other patterns. end description.]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

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