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50 Shades of Everything this Writer Learned about BDSM was from Wikipedia

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXIST

The Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.

Woo woo, motherfucker!

@a-mahariels-travels

Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.

Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY

living proof that a 400 pound kitty is still a kitty (at Audubon Nature Institute)

LOVING THIS! READ READ READ READ

For real! And it may not happen every time! I had a severe panic attack the other night while smoking from a bag I’d had for some time and had no negative affects on before. It’s so important to recognize that the chemical affects on the brain can be harmful for some!

This is important! If you’re planning on smoking for the first time, I recommend doing it around people you trust and in a safe, comfortable place in case you do have a bad reaction. And just know that you aren’t “broken” if you dislike being high or find that you react badly to it. Never let anyone shame you for not smoking. And if they do, they aren’t your friends. Your own health comes first

I’m really sick of pro-pot people talking down to me when I say I quit smoking pot because it made my anxiety worse. “It’s supposed to help anxiety.” Yeahwell I think I know my own body and I wouldn’t have smoked for damn year 10 years if I were some sort of scared, anti-pot ninny. Like you can be pro-pot, that doesn’t mean you have to take someone not smoking it personally (or pretend that smoking pot makes you a fucking doctor).

#“it’s like a couple of lords have rocked up to pizza hut.”

concept: 2017 is better. you are cuddling with someone. you are warm. you are loved. you are surrounded by people you care about. you learn to love yourself. you are calm. you find new hobbies. you find yourself.

This actually made me cry

let me harvest dick in peace deborah

the only good lgbt ally

also when they made dog day afternoon and bought the rights to his story he used the money to help fund edens surgery so he ended up able to help after all (after serving six years in prison for the heist)

chaotic good.