captain

Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.

why are negative qualities given female names? debbie downer. negative nancy. chatty kathy. take your sayings with female-coded names and swap them. donnie downer. negative neil. chatty charlie.

Sexist Sam Racist Ralph Homophobic Herman

that’s the spirit. you’re hired.

Misogynistic Matthew Fuckboy Frank Asshole Andrew Go Fuck Yourself Greg

Nasty Nate Jfc Jack Can You Not Carl Dirty Dean

Nash Grier 

That last one speaks for them all

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

Lookit these handsome badasses. #DiversifyAgentCarter

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

i knew something was off!

I legit did not notice i just kept scrolling like “lookin fierce steve”

bring ur diploma with u to work so you can hit ppl like that with it like ur scattering scavenging animals from a trash can

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”