RP/ask blog for River Person!

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“Is it? In your absence… I’ve gotten… Greedier.” He said with a devilish smirk.

River went on a long rant about why they should be allowed to defile dat ass that the mun is too lazy to type out. But trust me, they exist.

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

“Hey Ib”

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

“That you defile it every night.”

River let out a hefty laugh. “True. But not EVERY night, sadly.”

“Do you want to?” Ibis asked, smirking at River.

“You know the answer to that.”

“Then give me a good reason to let you.” Ibis said, grinning.

“I do a good job and you certainly seem satisfied with it.​”

“That’s really all the support you can muster?” He asked, faking insult.

"No, but it's all you need"

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

“Hey Ib”

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

“That you defile it every night.”

River let out a hefty laugh. “True. But not EVERY night, sadly.”

“Do you want to?” Ibis asked, smirking at River.

“You know the answer to that.”

“Then give me a good reason to let you.” Ibis said, grinning.

"I do a good job and you certainly seem satisfied with it.​"

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

“Hey Ib”

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

“That you defile it every night.”

River let out a hefty laugh. “True. But not EVERY night, sadly.”

“Do you want to?” Ibis asked, smirking at River.

"You know the answer to that."

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

“Hey Ib”

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

“What do YOU think of that sexy butt?”

“That you defile it every night.”

River let out a hefty laugh. "True. But not EVERY night, sadly."

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

“Hey Ib”

Ibis looked at River, “Yes?”

"What do YOU think of that sexy butt?"

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

“Words cannot describe it anyways.”

“Very true” the ghoul agreed

"Hey Ib"

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

“I’m down.” He smiled. “After all, it is godlike.”

Ibis sighed, but the Ghouls spoke, “Honestly I though you were going to say it was divine.”

"Words cannot describe it anyways."

“Yes darling?”

The Ghoul smiled at River, Ibis shrugged, “They want to devote a religion to my ass.”

"I'm down." He smiled. "After all, it is godlike."

"Yes darling?"

River really, really felt a jonesing for that souffle.

River smiled. “Ibis needs to get his eating in order.”

“Hush you, I spent all evening making that damn thing!”

“I’ll make a fresh one in the morning, sweetie.”

“But then my souffle would win… It took me so long to make the damn thing.”

River hushed Ibis. "You know what? I'm fixing your brain. Come down to the lab with me."

River really, really felt a jonesing for that souffle.

River smiled. “Ibis needs to get his eating in order.”

“Hush you, I spent all evening making that damn thing!”

"I'll make a fresh one in the morning, sweetie."

River really, really felt a jonesing for that souffle.

River smiled. "Ibis needs to get his eating in order."

Ibis, having devoted most of his time to necrobiology, and botany, didn’t really get what that was… “That?” He asked, confused in his usual detached way.

River’s voice turned seductive. “Oh, do you want me to show you again?”

Ibis, after a moment of thought blushed heavily, “Oh! Oh that!” He said, “I actually cannibalized the part of my brain that is responsible for that, so give me a few to regrow it, and sure.”

“Okay darling. Whatever you need. But it’s late, we should get some sleep.”

“About that, I’ve been reabsorbing parts of my brain handle a lot of those things, for Science.” He explained.

“We can talk in the morning. Sleep.”

“But I don’t feel tired.” Ibis said calmly, smiling softly at River.

River placed a hand on Ibis’s head. Several bursts of calmness shot through Ibis’s body.

Ibis relaxed slightly, “I ment I ate the part of my brain that processes the need to sleep.”

“Shhh…” The sensation kept coming. A sense of tired energy swept over both of the people in the room.

Ibis looked at River, now waiting for his betrothed to tire themselves out.

The pulses of soothing energy kept coming, and River showed no signs of tiring. “I can keep this up all night long.”

“As can I dearest.” Ibis said back, grinning happily, “Removing ones sleep can do that to a monster.”

River giggled. “I’m using my brain’s need for sleep to get you asleep too.”

“As I can feel… I’m about three… Minutes from drugging you, and making you sleep, as, I slept yesterday River, I sleep once a week.”

Ibis could feel a switch in personality in his own brain. “Well now you aren’t. Because your want has been replaced with my want. My want for you to sleep.”

… and River felt the want to eat the souffle that Ibis had made for his… Food? He was more a free-range snacker then a three meals a day. Also, he felt the want to collect 50 g from Sunny.

River managed to ignore it.

Ibis, having devoted most of his time to necrobiology, and botany, didn’t really get what that was… “That?” He asked, confused in his usual detached way.

River’s voice turned seductive. “Oh, do you want me to show you again?”

Ibis, after a moment of thought blushed heavily, “Oh! Oh that!” He said, “I actually cannibalized the part of my brain that is responsible for that, so give me a few to regrow it, and sure.”

“Okay darling. Whatever you need. But it’s late, we should get some sleep.”

“About that, I’ve been reabsorbing parts of my brain handle a lot of those things, for Science.” He explained.

“We can talk in the morning. Sleep.”

“But I don’t feel tired.” Ibis said calmly, smiling softly at River.

River placed a hand on Ibis’s head. Several bursts of calmness shot through Ibis’s body.

Ibis relaxed slightly, “I ment I ate the part of my brain that processes the need to sleep.”

“Shhh…” The sensation kept coming. A sense of tired energy swept over both of the people in the room.

Ibis looked at River, now waiting for his betrothed to tire themselves out.

The pulses of soothing energy kept coming, and River showed no signs of tiring. “I can keep this up all night long.”

“As can I dearest.” Ibis said back, grinning happily, “Removing ones sleep can do that to a monster.”

River giggled. “I’m using my brain’s need for sleep to get you asleep too.”

“As I can feel… I’m about three… Minutes from drugging you, and making you sleep, as, I slept yesterday River, I sleep once a week.”

Ibis could feel a switch in personality in his own brain. "Well now you aren't. Because your want has been replaced with my want. My want for you to sleep."