The Door Opens

*scuttles toward you at a reasonable pace*

does anyone else have a favorite tv character where whenever they’re on screen you just

The gum gum stood near a stoney outcrop, dragging its horns against the stones, almost neurotic, black blood now oozed from the chipped and broken horns. Their helmet lay on the ground, having been torn away in a panicked frenzy.

Finally, diseased flesh yielded, the blade slowly sinking down until the body was bisected.

The gum gum stood near a stoney outcrop, dragging its horns against the stones, almost neurotic, black blood now oozed from the chipped and broken horns. Their helmet lay on the ground, having been torn away in a panicked frenzy.

"Reee...ort." it spoke in a lilting voice... it sounded like the thrall struggling, "There's itching in my... head." The thrall pulled its head back, contorting and seizing up before slamming its head into the stone, again, and again, and again, each sounded more meaty then the last.

Gunmar drew his blade, advancing on the thrall.

The thrall let the blade hit. But it didn't go far, stopping in its neck muscles. It looked at Gunmar, staring with dumb animal eyes, it's neck then twisted the wrong way, bones snapping and breaking and flesh stretched and contorted like melted cheese.

Gunmar drew back, but only a single step.

The not-troll bellowed, its mouth splitting all the way to its chest as it charges Gunmar.

The troll let out a blood curdling scream as its head split into a bloody maw with sharp teeth of broken bone.

The gum gum stood near a stoney outcrop, dragging its horns against the stones, almost neurotic, black blood now oozed from the chipped and broken horns. Their helmet lay on the ground, having been torn away in a panicked frenzy.

"Reee...ort." it spoke in a lilting voice... it sounded like the thrall struggling, "There's itching in my... head." The thrall pulled its head back, contorting and seizing up before slamming its head into the stone, again, and again, and again, each sounded more meaty then the last.

Gunmar drew his blade, advancing on the thrall.

The thrall let the blade hit. But it didn't go far, stopping in its neck muscles. It looked at Gunmar, staring with dumb animal eyes, it's neck then twisted the wrong way, bones snapping and breaking and flesh stretched and contorted like melted cheese.

Gunmar drew back, but only a single step.

The not-troll bellowed, its mouth splitting all the way to its chest as it charges Gunmar.

The gum gum stood near a stoney outcrop, dragging its horns against the stones, almost neurotic, black blood now oozed from the chipped and broken horns. Their helmet lay on the ground, having been torn away in a panicked frenzy.

"Reee...ort." it spoke in a lilting voice... it sounded like the thrall struggling, "There's itching in my... head." The thrall pulled its head back, contorting and seizing up before slamming its head into the stone, again, and again, and again, each sounded more meaty then the last.

Gunmar drew his blade, advancing on the thrall.

The thrall let the blade hit. But it didn't go far, stopping in its neck muscles. It looked at Gunmar, staring with dumb animal eyes, it's neck then twisted the wrong way, bones snapping and breaking and flesh stretched and contorted like melted cheese.

The gum gum stood near a stoney outcrop, dragging its horns against the stones, almost neurotic, black blood now oozed from the chipped and broken horns. Their helmet lay on the ground, having been torn away in a panicked frenzy.

"Reee...ort." it spoke in a lilting voice... it sounded like the thrall struggling, "There's itching in my... head." The thrall pulled its head back, contorting and seizing up before slamming its head into the stone, again, and again, and again, each sounded more meaty then the last.