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@evenbyanothername
I'm back. I have missed this.
Please feel free to ask some questions. I"m up way too late under the influence of way to many firewhisky cocktails at Cora's hen do.
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{I am stuck at an interminable meeting. Please send asks for honesty hours}
TFLN meme.
txt; Iâm not closing myself off to the possibility of making a bad life choice. txt; Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex. txt; You didnât thow up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug. txt; Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?! txt; Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said âItâs game timeâ. He was into it. txt; He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm and play Candy Crush at the same time? txt; A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up. txt; I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody Iâm not fucking. txt; If I stopped drinking Iâd have to take up murdering. txt; To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth. txt; Went up to some dude that hit on my friend, and told him he has a voice like my grandma. Apparently didnât have muscles or kindness like my grandma, so can you pick me up at the ER please? txt; Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords? txt; Okay first of all, that is a sick-ass nickname, please call me that forever. Second, I need your help. txt; Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face, then went home and ate a frozen pizza. txt; We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare. txt; He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later he tried to make out with me. txt; I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that Iâm not getting laid. txt; GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET txt; I lost my voice. So Iâm going to pretend Iâm Ariel with legs today. txt; No, he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull. txt; NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW. txt; Holy shit, last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me. txt; Is it too far to say to someone âYouâre useless for everything besides sexâ? txt; How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but likeâŚHow? txt; Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka? txt; Can you repeat that, but with context? txt; How does one get out of sexting without being rude? Iâm trying to watch Downtown Abbey. txt; I agree with that homeless guy though. You do need a haircut. txt; I just licked wine off my own thigh. Iâve hit a new low. txt; Well, he was my lawyer, and now we get drunk and hook up. txt; She forgot a bra, so she just used saran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked. txt; Be happy for meâŚOr hornyâŚOr be a really good friend, and feel what I really want you to feel. Jealousy. txt; Going on FB and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying. txt; If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all. txt; Hey, can you explain why thereâs a dissected coconut in my purse???? txt; Yeah, Iâm just gonna keep fucking other guys âtil this idiot figures out he loves me. txt; P.S., he swallowed my earring last night, so yeah. txt; Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, Iâm just a bitch and some people find it endearing. txt; That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very, very terrified of you. txt; I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN. txt; Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like theyâll die if they donât send unsolicited dick pics txt; I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder, and it actually hurts. txt; You were more fun when you didnât have morals. txt; Tell me again why we had to facebook stalk your therapist? txt; I just wanted a booty call and now somehow Iâm at his parentsâ playing dominoes. But they have tequila, so itâs cool. txt; Thatâs actually very seriousâŚI really do think of you whenever I see pizza. txt; when i woke up with 300+ messages I didnât expect them to be about coyotes and burning shoes. txt; Everclear isnât food, damnit. txt; Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isnât worth it. txt; Do you want to talk about dinosaurs? txt; I should stop using âBraveheart would do itâ as a basis for decision making⌠txt; Heâs my exâs boss. Iâm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone. txt; I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex, and kicked him out, and itâs only 1 p.m. Successful day so far. txt; He is getting no nudes from me. I donât even care if Iâm losing his legal advice. txt; Iâm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, Iâm in. txt; Was I at least graceful when I fell down that flight of stairs and broke my hand? txt; My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everythingâŚand drinking⌠txt; âŚOkay, fine. But I donât want to be a better person tonight. Iâll be a better person tomorrow. txt; Just once Iâd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on. txt; I tried to help you up, but you said âlet me dance it offâ. txt; Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and Iâm over here deep throating a bottle of whiskey.
Rose: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Scorpius: Not it!
Albus: Not it!
Rose: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Albus: We either die free, or die trying!
Scorpius: Are those the only choices?
Iâm extending Honesty Hour
Iâm going to be cleaning, so reponses will be intermittent, but throw some stuff at my children, pls.
Anons are fine and all of my muses are participating.
SEXUALITY AND GENDER IDENTITY THEMED PROMPTS FOR PRIDE
â i guess i always kinda knew? it just wasnât that important until i got older. â
â it never mattered to me like, what form people came in. i love souls, the body is just kinda like pretty packaging. itâs nice but itâs not whatâs important to me. â
â oh yeah i did the whole âmassive crush on my best friendâ thing. wouldnât recommend it. â
â today my gender is kinda of âmeeehh?â â
â yeah of course iâm only into women, have you seen them? â
â i think i had a harder time accepting myself than my family ever did. â
â iâm pretty sure everyone else knew i was gay before i ever realized it.  â
â i have a hard time talking about it, even nowâiâm not ashamed or anything like that. i just, donât really knowâŚhow or what to say i guess. â
â i think iâm ready to actually come out to them. â
â i really want to tell them but i donât wanna do it aloneâŚcould you help me with it? â
â the âam i gayâ quizzes are a gateway drug. â
â would you mind using [insert pronouns] for me now? iâm trying to see how it feels. â
â theyâre right actually, iâm gay and i do have an agenda to make everything gayer. â
â ever since i told them iâm gay they keep pointing to every slightly attractive man and asking if heâs my type. â
â me? no i donât think iâmâi mean. yeah sometimes i think about what itâd be like to kiss girls/guys but iâd neverâŚcome on, everyone thinks about it a little bit right? â
â at this point the closet is literally made of glass. â
â actually, iâm [insert identity]. â
â itâs all âi wish i was into women itâd be so much easierâ until you find out about the lesbian drama. â
â iâm bisexual and confused. not about being bi, though. just likeâŚin general. about life. â
â i just need a nice bear to throw me around for a few hours, i think itâd do more for me than therapy. â
â i would trust any stone butch with my life. â
â sappho would be so proud. â
â iâm still figuring myself out. i know iâm not straight, thatâs a start. â
â i finally figured out my sexuality and then boom here comes a gender identity crisis. â
â iâve justâŚnever really been interested in the whole sex thing. â
â anyway, if neither of us find our true loves in the next five to ten years, wanna have a lavender marriage? for the taxes. â
â  you wanna come to pride with me? â
â  this is my first pride actually, iâm kinda nervous. â
â  well, this seems as good a time as any to come out. â
â no one can know about thisâitâs just between us okay? â
â iâd never tell anyone. â
â you donât owe anyone âcoming out.â itâs personal, do things at your own pace. only tell the people you want to. â
â youâve always made me feel safe so, i just knew i could tell you about it. â
â everyoneâs hot and iâm a disaster who doesnât know how to ask anyone out. â
â iâm not sure i wanna fuck them or be them. â
â iâm just experimenting i guess, trying to figure out what i like. â
â she said she didnât see us working out but then she brought me a potted plant so i guess itâs still up in the air. â
â i want to be one of those bold, unapologetic people but iâm still just terrified. â
â sheâs so pretty i think iâm gonna die. â
â oh, no heâs got a great smile too. iâm in deep this time. â
â how did you know?  like for sure that you were into [gender]? â
â do you mind if i ask you a question about being [identity]? â
â thank you for trusting me with this. â
â itâs okay, take your time to put it into the right words. iâm not going anywhere. â
â wait, you think iâm [identity]? what makes you say that? â
â iâm here, iâm queer, i wanna leave. â
The Office (US) Starters
âWell, well, well. How the turntables.â âI didnât say it. I declared it.â âIâm dating a lot of guys right now.â âI have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?â âThey donât give out black belts for things that are stupid.â âJust pretend that weâre talking until the cops leave.â âI like waking up to the smell of baconâsue me!â âI donât have a headache. Iâm just preparing.â âDID I STUTTER?!â âI wish she was in a graveyard. Under the ground. With worms coming out of her mouth.â âIâm having relationship problems. And since youâre always having relationship problems, I thought youâd be able to give me some advice.â âSo which one are you: a murderer or a liar?!â âIâm⌠more of a dog person.â âI feel God in this Chiliâs tonight.â âNow, exactly how much pot did you smoke?!â
Best friend starters :)
When they're just bros
"Hey, do you think platonic soulmates are a thing?"
"You're the only person who listens to me."
"You know I'd never lie to you."
"I know you better than I know myself."
"Thank you for not judging me."
"I wouldn't be me without you."
"Thank you for never mentioning that time when-"
"You're like family to me."
"Like 90% of our conversations are just inside jokes."
"At this point, you're basically a bonus sibling."
"We're a team, right?"
"Secret handshake? Secret handshake."
"I've got your back. Always."
"You made me who I am today."
When there's something else there *wink wonk*
"Remember how we used to say we'd marry each other?"
"It's not weird, we've always shared a bed."
"You could practice kissing on me if you wanted."
"I'm not telling you who I like."
"Who would've thought kissing the homie goodnight could feel so good?"
"I've liked the same person since we were kids."
"I never realised how hot you are until now."
"Everyone thinks we're dating, y'know."
"He just doesn't treat you the way you deserve."
"If we dated, pretty much nothing would change."
"Newsflash, asshole, I've been in love with you this whole time!"

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â and â and of course â
â - Lemons- Bryce or A Scary Time for Boys - Lynzy Lab
â- Polaroid- Imagine Dragons
â- No- Meghan Trainor
Send These and I'll Tell You The Songs That Fit My Muse When...
âš - Sad/Depressed.
âş - Happy.
â - Angry/Frustrated.
஠- Horny/Flirting.
â - ill.
â - Their sex song.
â - Lonely.
â - Judging.
â š- Excited.
⤠- Depending on their type, how they walk into a busy room, when everyone looks at them.
âż -Friendly.
⪠-Love.
â -Waking up.
â -Accomplishment.
â - Failure.
â - Drunk.
⪠- Tired/Exhausted.
â - Bitchy.
â- Bored.
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Rose Granger-Weasley
Next Gen
Hogwarts, Gryffindor
Wix
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single muse, side blog (evenbyanothername)
Hamilton sentence starters
1. âWhy do you assume youâre the smartest in the room?â
2. âWhy do you write like youâre running out of time?â
3. âWhy do you always say what you believe?â
4. âI am not throwing away my shot!â
5. âTalk less, smile more.â
6. âEvery day you fight like youâre running out of time.â
7. âDonât let them know what youâre against or what youâre for.â
8. âFools who run their mouths off wind up dead.â
9. âWho is this kid, whatâs s/he gonna do?â
10. âIn New York you can be a new wo/man.â
11. âWe fought with him/her.â
12. âI died for him/her.â
13. âI trusted him/her.â
14. âI loved him/her.â
15. âIâm the damn fool that shot him/her.â
16. âThereâs a million things I havenât done, but just you wait.â
17. âIâm young, scrappy, and hungry.â
18. âHow did we know that this plan would work? We had a spy on the inside.â
19. âSoon that attitude may be your doom.â
20. âWe won, we won, we won!â
21. âWhatâd I miss?â
OOC
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Starter Call
This is a starter call for Rose. Hit the ⤠if you want to do something with her!Â
malfoifinalâ:
Hair-Raising Experience
Rose wasnât buying it. Scorpius inched a little further out on the edge of the armrest, trying to school his features into their most innocent expression. It wasnât easy; Rose knew him too well. Still, she didnât seem too angry with himâŚor maybe she was just saving her retaliation for when grandfather wasnât in the room to play witness. Scorpius wondered if whistling would be going too farâŚprobably. He still opened his mouth to defend his granfatherâs skills when Rose expressed her doubts with his talents, but grandfather got there first:Â
âNonsense,â Lucius retorted distractedly as he measured careful spoonfuls of bubotuber pus into his cauldron. âThere are only limits if you allow yourself to be limited, dear girl. Donât believe me, ask Cissy to fish-out our wedding photos later. Youâll see I even managed to make Bellatrix look presentableâŚbriefly.â He smirked to himself and went back to his work, unaware of the way Scorpius flinched behind him at his great-auntâs name. Ordinarily Lucius was much more careful about referencing his late sister-in-law, knowing how the subject upset his son â but Draco wasnât here, and he was focused on the crisis at hand.
Scorpius glanced worriedly at Rose. It would have been one thing if his grandfather had mentioned Aunt Bellatrix in front of Albus; Scorpius was never sure how his Gryffindor friend was going to jump when the top of the war raised its ugly head.
Truthfully, Scorpius was lucky that Lucius was there. After all, Rose didnât really have any problem showing her displeasure with him in very physical ways, ordinarily. However, it was probably best that she not actually hit the son and heir in front of Lucius. Especially not when her hair was in his hands. âIâll take your word on that one,â Rose snorted, her eyes rolling a bit at his claim. âAfter all, when I think of the words that my family uses to describe Bellatrix, I donât think Iâve ever once heard the word âpresentableâ even once.â She shook her head. âAnd, to be fair, I donât think your wife likes to tell me much of anything, if Iâm honest, so you might have to show me the photos yourself.â As much as Rose had gotten to feel comfortable with the Malfoy family, that didnât include Narcissa. Narcissa had a way of making Rose feel as if sheâd showed up to a garden party in a bin liner. Which, of course, she thought was probably Narcissaâs whole plan all along.Â