Evaaa

Its an insane shift going from danger days, the most "never kill yourself" album ever to the paper kingdom which from my observations seems to be the most "killing yourself" album ever

Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

Raiden gets an arm cut off and the robo body detects blood loss and immediately starts playing the prerecorded "If you're hearing this then I'm not around to tell you this in person." tape stored in her nanomachines that she had planned to use to posthumously come out as a woman.

Raiden notably is not dead, and is trying to shut off the recording with considerably more urgency than she's trying to stop the flow of cumblood™.

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

They hit the paper towers man i dont know what to say

There are two kinds of 40k books: "Space Man Shoot Bad Guys With Big Gun" and "Meditations on the dehumanizing nature of war and the futility of mutual kindness in the face of suffocating oppression and predjudice by Askaurazoth the Child Flenser"

you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday

what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle

GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE. AND TINY TIM