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‘Jasmine’ corsage ornament by René Laquile, c. 1898-1901

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lesb0

Cigarettes = bad for you and everyone near you but unfortunately the energies and visuals are extremely sexy and erotic. The scent of charred tar alone.

Vapes = bad for you and nobody else but the energies and visuals are extremely asexual and repelling. Even the idea of someone addicted to strawberry vape juice immediately makes anyone dry as the sahara desert. Free birth control

#amusement #wheeze #true tho

holorifle

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

#about.#yep

dcmsonidris

Ni Ni | Instagram update (210616)

#ni ni #fave

narwhalsarefalling

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

narwhalsarefalling

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of "both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency" but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a "re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you" but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read "Reguardless of Professor A's opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping" and its HILARIOUS

narwhalsarefalling

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

narwhalsarefalling

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word "husband"

and obviously all the students are like "oh i didnt know u were married!" because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

narwhalsarefalling

and shes like "yeah, its Professor A"

narwhalsarefalling

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

narwhalsarefalling

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A's desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

narwhalsarefalling

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

beez-n-crackers

#amusement

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sarakipin

The Hunt 🐇🌱

#art #aesthetic

sinistra-orlok

we-all-got-scars-again

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September

chucktheprophet-deactivated2020

#about.#yessss

tokyomanjihoe

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

#about

air-so-sweet

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. "oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-" no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

cryoverkiltmilk

Truth in satire.

#about #you sit you quit besties.#a menace

kuroii98

interstellar-space-cadet

I’m every one in this

closecaptionvevo

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200

It’s back!

j-sillabub

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

wahbegan

I just looked it up on wikipedia and fucking

The twist is that even after the pair is caught, they are not inducted into the military. The Army investigators assigned to watch them are themselves gay and are trying to keep straight people out of the Army.

EDFIAWFOWEFUHSFUIHOFIUHFOIFUHFOIUH

#amusement #WHEEZE #but I know a bitch when I see one ICONIC

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a-monster-plain-and-simple

things the kittens have so far yelled at me about with the righteous indignation of child monarchs: - i could not find my brother for 1.3 seconds - my brother bit my ears when i pounced on him - my brother refused to bite my ears even though I pounced on him - my brother has carried away the little mouse toy but I wanted to carry away the little mouse toy - want to lie in lap but no room - want to lie in lap but am on floor - want to lie in lap but it is too warm in lap - too small to jump on table - too large to get behind washing machine as is my sacred right - i am being prevented from drinking the coffee, a substance which would do me grievous harm - you are not letting me lick the inside of your nostrils - i am too small to headbutt you with enough force to adequately represent my affection

#amusement #i love cats.

bloodsicky

i WILL be nuzzling my face into you like a cat and really there’s nothing you can do about it

Vladimir Ryabkov

Rosé ♡ Pink Venom

#rose.#blackpink.#👑

blackpinkofficialupdates

[220825] lalalalisa_m:

#lisa.#blackpink.#👑

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