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My sister takes a stand

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I’M GONNA LOSE IT I UPLOADED MY RESUME TO A SITE AND IT LIKE … AUTOMATICALLY FILLED OUT THE APPLICATION FORM USING MY RESUME AND ALL OF IT IS CORRECT EXCEPT MY NAME
WHY IS IT KREE PER???? THAT’S NOT MY NAME & IT’S NOT ON MY RESUME AT ALL
im going to kill you both
The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)
Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine. See.
These goats got loose from a goat rental service.
You may be thinking, who rents a goat? Who rents a hundred goats? What are they for?
They’re for eating.
Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires. Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats. But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.
So.
These are Professional Eating Goats. They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife. And they came to the suburbs.
And they did their jobs.
I’m so proud of them.
direct action
emmy award….. now.
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This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.
This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..
I know. It seems almost completely unwieldy and useless.
I want it.
okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.
wait do straight people not do this?!?
I never did this when I hooked up with girls. Ever lol.
You people are gross 😫
Wait, I thought it was just for the cum… 😩😩😫

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Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.
I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.
I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.
Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.
Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”
Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”
Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”
Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”
Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”
Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”
Me: “…” “…” “:)”
Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”
Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”
Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”
Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”
Customer: “I thought it was free?”
Me: “:)”
Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”
Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”
Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”
Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”
Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”
Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”
Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”
Customer: “This is shit customer service”
Me: “:)”
Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”
Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“
Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”
Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”
Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”
Me: “How unfortunate :)”
I can feel the :) deep in my soul
I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.
I havent even worked in retail and I feel this
me on my way to hell
Plus, Utah’s pickle-based dessert, and other news to start your day
Memo To The Media: Chick-fil-A Condemns, Discriminates, And Campaigns Against LGBT People
https://thinkprogress.org/memo-to-the-media-chick-fil-a-condemns-discriminates-and-campaigns-against-lgbt-people-3e2dbb7b8056/
Fuck them for sure.
any time ive brought this up to anyone they’re like “i don’t support their ideals but their food is still so good” like they can’t learn how to make a fucking chicken sandwich
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12nw7jpU2a8SeisKLEfQPSPMeFFaElVjXPbVQsVLsQnk
Ingredients: 1lb thinly sliced chicken breast 1 cup dill pickle juice 1 ½ cups buttermilk, divided 1 egg ½ cup all purpose flour 1 ½ tabl
this is good info to have the only thing i’m gonna say is that the doc has the chic fil a sauce wrong: u mix 1 part honey mustard and 1 part barbecue and add (to taste) a smidge of garlic/onion powder
this Somali girl gave him the WORK when he tried to pull her hijab Reblog so you can bless every Muslim Woman with these hands
Give it to him

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