LOST GIRL.

It has been, I agree.Yep, and that’s true and I loved every single moment of it too.I still love every second of watching Disney movies.

Do you still sing along to all the words?

Everyone is so negative and it’s making me sad. Why can’t we all just enjoy this week together, without complaining about every little thing? It’s not as if we’ll all be together again anytime soon after this!

I agree completely which is why I’ve done my best to just lay low and enjoy my time here with the people I love. I’m doing my best to push aside the negative thoughts going on.

Those are acceptable reasons to be here, so you’re excused. Plus you’re my favorite, so you’re allowed to be here anyway.

Right? Sammy’s awesome, but I really don’t care to hear about everyone else’s kids. It’s boring, and babies have very quickly become my least favorite subject ever.

I was hoping to be the exception to the rule.

The fact that so many of you actually came back for this fifty year thing is honestly beyond me. If you think it’s going to be fun and meaningful, I’m pretty sure you’re going to be sadly mistaken. Welcome back though, I guess. And I agree with my sister; you all need to shut up about your kids. I’m sure we’ll hear them screaming enough to not need your announcement that they’re here.

I came back to see family that I haven’t been able to see in a while and you too, asshole. One doesn’t forget the wonderful woman who got me my fake I.D. 

That sounds wonderful - I’m so happy for you! I um, well, I traveled for a bit. Needed some time away. But I’m happy to be back! 

It was a nice try though.

Oh, I’m sure you guys will get through. I’d ask what’s going on between you two but I don’t know who you’re dating exactly and I’m the last guy to be giving relationship advice.

Thank you. A for effort, right?

I’ve just been away from home much too long. How’ve you been, Maria?

So nothing like the Titanic?

Is it against policy to date people you work with? Does that even apply to you guys? It’s been two years, you guys should be able to be open about your relationship without collateral damage.

No, not at all. I tried to make something work there but clearly that wasn’t possible.

Like that movie A League of Their Own? I love that movie.

Oh it’s a secret relationship. Got it, my lips are sealed, you know us lawyers. We’re great at keeping secrets. Why are you guys keeping it hush hush though? If you don’t mind me asking.

Exactly! Which that movie was based of true events. The characters weren’t real but the league was during that time. Kind of like Titanic except no one died and they weren’t on a huge boat. 

We aren’t a thing!

Then you’d need to ask your other big brother’s help. 

Okay, okay. Put the claws away.

Athletes, right?

You should tell him to stop hurting himself since he already has you.

Seriously. Makes me wish the women’s baseball league was still a thing because I’d definitely be doing that and not babying these grown ass men. Don’t get me wrong though my job does make me really happy.

I’m so excited to see so many familiar faces! I see so many people saying how weird it is to be back and I couldn’t agree more, because this whole experience already feels like one big blast from the past. How has everyone been? What have you been up to? Anyone who feels like catching up this week has got to come see me and my wife at home. I would suggest going out, but considering Abby is pregnant with twins, I don’t know how she would feel about that.

I’ve been doing well myself. Just been busy taking care of grown ass men who complain more than any child ever has whenever they even get the slightest of injuries. Though it is awesome to get to travel all over the states constantly for games. Twins? Bless her soul! I could never do that. 

I don’t understand it, don’t they loose money if they’re injured. I guess that’s why you’re there to make sure they can still play, but why risk it?

Because they’re dumb asses who think I’m cute and funny. Or at least the one is. He’s also kind of, sort of, definitely my boyfriend.

I think I would hate to be able to talk to ghosts, especially if I couldn’t tell if they were a ghost or not. They could injure themselves just to spend time with you too.

That would be pretty spooky. Even more spooky for me and I’m a Halloween baby. They probably do which is annoying. Though there’s one I know that does it for a fact.

Exactly, I never thought I’d be back either.

I’m not sure, you could be talking to a ghost for all I know. If they weren’t idiots then you’d be out of a job so be thankful for that.

That would be kind of cool but also sad because I would want to talk to the alive and well Levi. This is very true. It’s just sometimes they do it on purpose just to get under my skin.

Good, because like I said, there’s nothing between Cassie and I.

Okay, that’s good, because I’m too exhausted to help you. I’ll come up in ten minutes.

Yeah, I got it. You and Cassie aren’t a thing. Keep saying it enough times and maybe you’ll finally believe it.