i'm following my heart

this is so great because soon the cheeky nandos meme might die out and it’ll be back to normal. the americans are content again, undisturbed, everything is tranquil and the equilibrium has been restored until… BAM. EUROVISON

It makes me so happy that #cheekynandos is a thing. I have lived too many years surrounded by it and now the mockery of the British chav culture is here and I feel at home! Best thing since the return of mmm whatcha say!

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

the only thing that’s changed since then is the quality of photos

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My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

why arent oven mitts called glovens

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

this is so god damn important