Hello, Darling

“Hmm, as I thought. We can not afford to keep a dog …“

If you say amigo three times at exactly 3:33 and with your clothes on backwards Prompt Guy will droppkick you into the void.

Two minutes away.

This is gonna hurt

what if prompt guy says amigo three times at exactly 3:33 with his clothes on backwards

Ever heard of the big bang?

I like the idea that sorcerers think wizards are nerds

Magical jocks : sorcerers Magical nerds : wizards Magical theater kids : bards Magical goths : warlocks Magical hippies : druids

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

Tag your porn

Absolutely beautiful