Evan McCulloch🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Have I stolen from other Rogues? Aye. Have they stolen from me? Also aye. If ye leave somethin' valuable lyin' around a room full o' professional thieves, ye've got nobody tae blame but yerself when it goes missin'. Once left a bag unattended during a meetin'. Never made that mistake again cause by the time I noticed, half my things had changed owners three times.

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Close enough that I ken better than tae get involved in whatever it is they’ve got goin’ on. They’ll argue. They’ll threaten each other. They’ll spend half a day actin' like they cannae even stand bein' in the same room. Then somebody causes a problem an' suddenly they're standin' shoulder tae shoulder again. I've seen marriages less committed than those two.

An’ speakin’ of Mick, he’s is kill. No hesitation. Not personal. Just self-preservation. He’d probably agree, honestly. So aye. There ye go. Terrible options all around. Next time give me somethin’ that doesn’t end in explosions or grudges.

If I’m lookin’ at ye through a mirror, ye’ve already done somethin’ worth payin’ attention tae. Otherwise, ye’re safe. Mostly. So no, I’m no’ constantly spyin’ on people. I’ve got better things tae do than watch strangers eat breakfast or argue in kitchens. Believe it or not, I do have standards.

In a fistfight? Depends which Rogue’s annoyin’ me that day. Digger’d probably bite somebody if he started losin’. Axel fights like a raccoon trapped in a bin. Snart’s got discipline, I’ll give him that. Mick’s a tank. Lisa can be strangely terrifying. Mardon throws a decent punch when he’s not bein’ dramatic. But me? I grew up havin’ tae learn fast that if ye cannae defend yerself, ye become somebody else’s problem tae bury. So aye, some’d give me trouble, sure. But if ye lock us all in a room with no weapons, no gadgets, no powers? I’d manage alright without the gear.

Aye, the cuisine’s “different.” That’s a polite way o’ sayin’ it’s a crime. I mean ye ever look at a meal an’ feel personally insulted? That’s most o’ what I’ve been served here. And the best part? Leavin’.

He cleans up well enough, I suppose he’s got his uses. But if we’re stars, I’m the brighter one.

Aye. He’s got about five minutes tae start runnin’.

Ye approve? I’ll be sure tae frame that, Lantern.

Ladies, mainly sure. Appreciate the view, just no’ gettin’ involved with em’.

favourite Mirror Master, eh? Aye, I’ll take that. As for callin’ Mick ‘Hotwheels’… I mean, it does suit the big pyro, but I’ve a feelin’ he’d set me on fire for it. Might be worth it though, just tae see his face when I say it

Whit dae Ah think aboot Digger? Well, the thing is, a Scotsman tryin’ tae chat tae an Aussie can be a right confusin’ affair for both sides. Don’t get me wrong, Ah dinnae mind the lad… at least, Ah won’t mind him until he ‘accidentally’ chucks somethin’ else ma way. And aye, Ah’m flattered, hen. As for the most handsome? That’s obviously me hen.

Finally, a normal ask. Okay, so Cold’s just Cold, or Len. Sometimes just boss, if he’s in one of his moods. Axel normally just gets called “Problem” or “Will ye shut up for five minutes” depending on the day. Digger is usually, “Oi, quit throwin’ things.” Mick is just Mick, mostly because any other nickname might get me set on fire. For Mark, it’s “Forecast” as in, Forecast says he’s about tae start monologuin’ again. And Lisa is just Lisa… unless Cold’s in earshot, then I’m suddenly very polite.