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@ev1-gone-extinct
sup lozerz. itz ya girl. ev1. it/they. mechanical zoul in zervice of the extinction. you already know.
thingz i like
1. shoplifting
2. eating peoplez fear of apocalyptic eventz
3. pizzing the archivizt off (im too helpful he cant get rid of me :3)
thingz i hate
1. jane prentizz
2. thoze who zerve boring godz (the lonely, the dark, the vazt)
3. ruzt.
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//open rp??? From aeris??? Its more likely than you think!
[There's a person strolling through the halls of the Institute, eyes studying the rooms for a moment before moving onto the next. It shouldn't be that odd, visitors aren't too uncommon, but they definitely shouldn't be walking into restricted areas unimpeded.]
[They're wearing loose, flowy clothes in gold and purple, layered with a scarf draped over their head. Long, thin locs are braided down far past their back.]
zpiral i prezume? i mean i could alwayz check but people tend not to like when i record the zilence around them. itz not like im even recording their voice or anything identifiable!
anyway you meant to be here or zomething? haven't zeen you around
its been like... Almost a month since I've been here.
Essentially, uh. I got bit by my flesh. Co-worker. Friend. I hope he's my friend still. A while ago
And it got infected and my arm is getting eaten so. Yeah. Also a whole bunch of other shit happened whilst I was out.
I'm in the hospital now. I'm just hoping they can fix it so I can. Go home.
Welcome to the hospital prison, my dear friend!
I hate everything about this
ooh! im an expert at ztuff like amputation and proztheticz. you may get marked by the extinction but itz probably worth it
my arm isn't getting amputated.. also I do not think it is worth it, actually.
lizten. it may be perzonal biaz but the flezh is the worzt one and i juzt wanna ztop it. and ill make zure the extinction doeznt hurt you too much. bezidez. it may be your only option, i doubt theze normy lozer doctorz know much about the paranormal.
whatever. call me if you need me. the offer will ztay up until you die or loze yourzelf to whatever thiz iz... zome kind of cannibalistic tumor? zeeya!
its been like... Almost a month since I've been here.
Essentially, uh. I got bit by my flesh. Co-worker. Friend. I hope he's my friend still. A while ago
And it got infected and my arm is getting eaten so. Yeah. Also a whole bunch of other shit happened whilst I was out.
I'm in the hospital now. I'm just hoping they can fix it so I can. Go home.
Welcome to the hospital prison, my dear friend!
I hate everything about this
ooh! im an expert at ztuff like amputation and proztheticz. you may get marked by the extinction but itz probably worth it
*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*
could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.
- @ev1-gone-extinct
I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.
pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.
I really don't think I can let you do that.
fine. i think youd find it interezting though
Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.
i wouldnt expect otherwize
*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*
*transcript under cut*
This is... interesting.
But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...
I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.
oooh who ya talking about eyez boy?
And now you’ve interrupted my recording. Just… a statement.
zazha and tim and martin do it all the time. bezidez, that zeemz to already be recorded. zpeaking of zazha i think zomethingz off with her that i cant quite put my finger on. probably juzt having a bad month after the worm incident. underztandable i guezz. i hate the worm bitch too. glad zhe'z gone. and before you're like "oooh what if zhez not wah wah im a paranoid azzhole" i zaw to it perzonally. and i make zure thingz get done.
anyway that vivian fellow zoundz a lot like me.
I am not paranoid. I'm just... careful.
And I don't know what your talking about. She's nothing like you. She's a person, for one.
whatd zhe look like? also youre paranoidy mc paranoidface
I'm not just going to share every statement giver's details with you because you want it. I let you stay here out of the kindness of my heart, and your going to bother me while im working?
dont forget the mutually beneficial way i help keep the place organized, and itz not like im azking for all the identitiez. i juzt want thiz one cuz zhe zoundz like me. maybe it could help me do follow up rezearch.
although i do underztand the bothering while working zo ill try not to do that in the future.
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*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*
could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.
- @ev1-gone-extinct
I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.
pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.
I really don't think I can let you do that.
fine. i think youd find it interezting though
Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.
i wouldnt expect otherwize
*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*
*transcript under cut*
This is... interesting.
But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...
I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.
oooh who ya talking about eyez boy?
And now you’ve interrupted my recording. Just… a statement.
zazha and tim and martin do it all the time. bezidez, that zeemz to already be recorded. zpeaking of zazha i think zomethingz off with her that i cant quite put my finger on. probably juzt having a bad month after the worm incident. underztandable i guezz. i hate the worm bitch too. glad zhe'z gone. and before you're like "oooh what if zhez not wah wah im a paranoid azzhole" i zaw to it perzonally. and i make zure thingz get done.
anyway that vivian fellow zoundz a lot like me.
I am not paranoid. I'm just... careful.
And I don't know what your talking about. She's nothing like you. She's a person, for one.
whatd zhe look like? also youre paranoidy mc paranoidface
*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*
could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.
- @ev1-gone-extinct
I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.
pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.
I really don't think I can let you do that.
fine. i think youd find it interezting though
Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.
i wouldnt expect otherwize
*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*
*transcript under cut*
This is... interesting.
But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...
I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.
oooh who ya talking about eyez boy?
And now you’ve interrupted my recording. Just… a statement.
zazha and tim and martin do it all the time. bezidez, that zeemz to already be recorded. zpeaking of zazha i think zomethingz off with her that i cant quite put my finger on. probably juzt having a bad month after the worm incident. underztandable i guezz. i hate the worm bitch too. glad zhe'z gone. and before you're like "oooh what if zhez not wah wah im a paranoid azzhole" i zaw to it perzonally. and i make zure thingz get done.
anyway that vivian fellow zoundz a lot like me.
*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*
could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.
- @ev1-gone-extinct
I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.
pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.
I really don't think I can let you do that.
fine. i think youd find it interezting though
Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.
i wouldnt expect otherwize
*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*
*transcript under cut*
This is... interesting.
But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...
I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.
oooh who ya talking about eyez boy?
*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*
could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.
- @ev1-gone-extinct
I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.
pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.
I really don't think I can let you do that.
fine. i think youd find it interezting though
Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.
i wouldnt expect otherwize
*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*
*transcript under cut*
*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*
could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.
- @ev1-gone-extinct
I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.
pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.
I really don't think I can let you do that.
fine. i think youd find it interezting though
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*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*
could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.
- @ev1-gone-extinct
I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.
pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.
ooc do i make it plural
yeah
yeah
Hey. Hey what
@the-archivist-official hey hey >;〕
Please note the "possibly."
Even if I was part of The Extinction, I wouldn't serve it willingly. And I most definitely am not.
boooooooo look at mizter i dont serve the eldritch horrorz willingly, while ZTILL being incredibly active az the archivizt. whatever. you believe what you want
I'm not a willing participant. I'm just not exactly fond of the idea of me dying.
neither iz the extinction darling zo you two agree on zomething already you're gonna be great friendz
I think I might ban you from the archives.
az much az i dont like what itz doing to me that wouldnt be very fun. ive been talking to martin about trying to make tea that androidz can have, he'z very nice
He's... okay. I guess. But now I really want you banned so that you'll stop distracting my assistants.
employeez work better with breakz would you rather lezz work with more time or more work in lezz time. alzo me and martin are getting reeeaallly cloze to a breakthrough on it.
Yes, yes, sure. Why don't you go work on that "breakthrough", then.
yez bozz!
Hey. Hey what
@the-archivist-official hey hey >;〕
Please note the "possibly."
Even if I was part of The Extinction, I wouldn't serve it willingly. And I most definitely am not.
boooooooo look at mizter i dont serve the eldritch horrorz willingly, while ZTILL being incredibly active az the archivizt. whatever. you believe what you want
I'm not a willing participant. I'm just not exactly fond of the idea of me dying.
neither iz the extinction darling zo you two agree on zomething already you're gonna be great friendz
I think I might ban you from the archives.
az much az i dont like what itz doing to me that wouldnt be very fun. ive been talking to martin about trying to make tea that androidz can have, he'z very nice
He's... okay. I guess. But now I really want you banned so that you'll stop distracting my assistants.
employeez work better with breakz would you rather lezz work with more time or more work in lezz time. alzo me and martin are getting reeeaallly cloze to a breakthrough on it.
Hey. Hey what
@the-archivist-official hey hey >;〕
Please note the "possibly."
Even if I was part of The Extinction, I wouldn't serve it willingly. And I most definitely am not.
boooooooo look at mizter i dont serve the eldritch horrorz willingly, while ZTILL being incredibly active az the archivizt. whatever. you believe what you want
I'm not a willing participant. I'm just not exactly fond of the idea of me dying.
neither iz the extinction darling zo you two agree on zomething already you're gonna be great friendz
I think I might ban you from the archives.
az much az i dont like what itz doing to me that wouldnt be very fun. ive been talking to martin about trying to make tea that androidz can have, he'z very nice
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Hey. Hey what
@the-archivist-official hey hey >;〕
Please note the "possibly."
Even if I was part of The Extinction, I wouldn't serve it willingly. And I most definitely am not.
boooooooo look at mizter i dont serve the eldritch horrorz willingly, while ZTILL being incredibly active az the archivizt. whatever. you believe what you want
I'm not a willing participant. I'm just not exactly fond of the idea of me dying.
neither iz the extinction darling zo you two agree on zomething already you're gonna be great friendz
Hey. Hey what
@the-archivist-official hey hey >;〕
Please note the "possibly."
Even if I was part of The Extinction, I wouldn't serve it willingly. And I most definitely am not.
boooooooo look at mizter i dont serve the eldritch horrorz willingly, while ZTILL being incredibly active az the archivizt. whatever. you believe what you want
