𝓛𝑜𝓋𝑒, DANICA!

hi idk how it got here but im seeing some posts on my tl and im the swiftie who got outed today. i just want to let everyone know that im not a minor and im doing okay as of right now. thank you all very much <3

“That’s not the one I wanted” “it doesn’t have a head” “what do we do with it now” “I’m not asleep my mind is alive” WHAG TEHRBJS THATS HILarioUS I LOVE YOU @taylorswift

Lest we forget “Sometimes it doesn’t go your way” defeated, stumbling into the bedroom after choosing ‘the wrong’ banana, which.. didn’t have a head?

Texting this to him rn thanks

A lot of kids on tumblr could not emotionally survive MySpace where you would literally rank your friends right out in public. Those were some wild times.

can we start captioning gifsets and edits with the quote “sometimes life doesn’t go your way” and the general public will think taylor was talking about something really meaningful but we will all know she was literally talking about a banana

taylor wearing a teddy bear jumper whilst holding a banana and wearing ridiculous goggles is the most fucking random yet hilarious thing i’ve ever seen in my life what the fuck is even happening djdnsnsns