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NAME: ajax

WHICH GENDER ORIENTATIONS YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO: pansexual ahaa

FAVORITE REGION: liyue (madly in love with a few people from there not clickbait)

FAVORITE VISION: cryo (cause im emo) geo and hydro i cant choose for the life of me💀

FAVORITE WEAPON: sword

MOST NOTABLE QUALITIES: im severely creative and good at art, i like to listen to music, im usually on the quiet/calm side and more introverted, my main team is childe/kokomi/zhongli/raiden, i get straight a's(i know im so sexy), and i cant name anything else lmao

LEAST FAVORITE MOB: its either mf RIFTWOLVES or SPECTERS👺😠👹👹😠 like frfr stop existing

NAME: Adrienne

WHICH GENDER ORIENTATIONS YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO: Male & Female

FAVORITE REGION: Mondstat (but aesthetically I adore Sangonomiya Shrine and Chinju Forest!✨)

FAVORITE VISION: Hydro or Cryo

FAVORITE WEAPON: Bows or polearms

MOST NOTABLE QUALITIES: I have a lot of artistic hobbies from drawing/painting to crochet and baking (I have a horrible sweet tooth), I enjoy gardening and taking care of plants, love animals (for pets, especially cats but I'm also really fond of snakes and one day I'd love to take care of some sugar gliders!), love being in water, and I adore music both listening to it and singing. I'm also learning Chinese in school, am a mythology nerd, love researching niche topics, really enjoy dressing up and tho it takes a while for me to warm up I can get kinda chaotic around friends lol

LEAST FAVORITE MOB: Hydro mimics (I was stuck against the ones from the puzzle to open Enkonomiya for SO LONG 😭) and Specters

Thank you so much!!

the algorithm matches you with barbara! her love for singing and water will compliment yours, and she would cheer your outfits on just as people have cheered her on! here's her message for you!

name: fairy

gender attracted: any

fav region: inazuma, more specifically watasumi

fav vision: electro

fav weapon: catalyst

most notable qualitites: i'm a good listener, creative, and good at history! >:)

least fav mobs: the wolves that damage u periodically

fairy, the algorithm matches you with kokomi! her healing will assist u with those darned rifthounds, and she will love detailing watatsumi's history to you! here's her message!

name :: azem !

gender orientation shown affection to :: I’m an aro-ace lesbian !! though I show affection for fictional men, I’d probably never date one in real life

favorite region :: ingame, inazuma— lorewise, sumeru !!

favorite vision :: anemo !!

favorite weapon :: bows !!

notable qualities :: I’d say I’m pretty artistic, considering I major in arts and literature; I’ve also never finished a semester with less than a 4.0 gpa… I can’t believe I consider that one of my defining qualities lmao

least favorite mob :: WHOPPERFLOWERS… they be harder to kill than some of the bosses ;;;

thanks for taking the time to answer this !! and take care <33 /p

NAME: voices

WHICH GENDER ORIENTATIONS YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO: both men and women

FAVORITE REGION: dragonspine, even though the freeze to death thing is a pain in the ass, its still a nice place.

FAVORITE VISION: hydro or cryo

FAVORITE WEAPON: polearm

MOST NOTABLE QUALITIES: the ability to literally not give a shit

LEAST FAVORITE MOB: bathysmal vishaps cause i hate them 😒

hmmm, voices sounds edgy af /j which means the algorithm matches them with... rosaria! here's her message for you!

WHICH GENDER ORIENTATIONS YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO: Mostly women since whenever i saw a women that are really attractive, i always have this mommy issues or something?? Sometimes men too, but only if they are short/average height and plain looking. Not really into buff/tall men, but only if i have interest with them.

FAVORITE REGION: Inazuma. the details and how pretty the landscape is, it's really masterpiece and i love it.

FAVORITE VISION: Electro. I actually found Pryo was my favorite but just know what's the meaning of it, i kinda not really into of that stuff.

FAVORITE WEAPON: Polearm. Since polearm has almost the same style as scythe and also, have you saw the standing idle of Raiden shogun make the polearm disappear? Yeah.

MOST NOTABLE QUALITIES: i have been drawing for 3 or 4 years i think? I don't really have a kind of style whenever i want to draw something, and sometimes my motivation can be really annoying whenever i want to draw. I have this anger issues when there's something that i don't really like/want to, i just don't let out the anger i have because I'm scared of what happened if i do that and also mostly will cry whenever i mad and i hate it. Im a introvert and really don't like social communication since i just don't know what to respond. whenever a family member/online friend send me a message, i just left it alone. I know it's rude for not responding back but, i just don't know what to respond (yes i know i can say whatever i want but, i still don't know what to say). Even my parents force me like sent a help from a teacher/student, i still won't do it. I probably sleep around 3am/7am since i have insomnia. Yeah.. i probably need a therapy for this just like what my friend said. (Sorry if this getting emotional/venting? and long there. I'm really sorry if you are sensitive with kind of that stuff.)

LEAST FAVORITE MOB: i have not played genshin for a months, so maybe... Any Ruins mobs and probably some of the Enkanomiya mobs that maybe i found probably hard to fight.

huh so you absolutely do need therapy (not in a mean way) and also maybe check for a neurodivergency of some sort [ said from experience pls dont cancel me ] and because of this the algorithm matches you with Scaramouche! both of your supposed mommy issues match, and he is a short and plain looking man! here is his message for you >:)

Yuix,

Name: J

Gender: Female

Genders attracted to: both boys and girls

Favorite region: Mondstadt! It’s a bit basic, but everything is easy to explore and I know the terrain very well.

Favorite vision: It’s between cryo and electro! If I have to pick, it would be electro.

Favorite weapon: Catalysts! Its almost like a bow, but you automatically have the element infused. I personally love them because they are a bit ranged but still have strong auto attacks.

Notable qualities: People mostly think I’m either weird or creepy, from the way I stand around and watch others. I am very overprotective with my little brother though, and I would not hesitate to drag him away from a conversation if I thought the person he was talking to was either a bad influence or a plain jerk. If I were in Genshin Impact, I’d think I would be more of a healer or shielder, with my tendency to try stay out of conflict. My top kinnies are Qiqi, Ei, and Xingqiu.

Least favorite mob: Ruin hunters and specters. Come and fight me on the ground you cowards >:(

hmmm ei kinnie? catalyst? electro? this is too easy lol, the algorithm matches you with Yae Miko! she has a penchant for adoring your type, and would definitely dote on you and tease you for your stoicness. here's her message for you!

Dearest J, Why has it been so long since you last made the trek up to Narukami Shrine? Do you no longer find the embrace of the sakura petals as comforting? Must I send the Tenryou Commission to retrieve you?

Anyways-

Name:: Maye

What Gender Are You Attracted To?:: Male please! They all are just so fine-

Fave Region:: Def Liyue. I love all it has to explore and it's so pretty

Fave Vision: Anemo! I've always loved the wind

Fave Weapon: It's between claymores and bows. I really can't decide

Notable Qualities: I really like to make others laugh and overall happy. It doesn't sit right with me to just leave others in bad moods, so yeah. I'm indecisive as well. Unless I've said I have a strong opinion on something, I usually let others decide 😅 If I were in just an open world game like Genshin, I'd probably be considered a wanderer. Someone who justs comes and goes as they please. I also dabble in music, but I'm not all to good at it

Least Fave Enemy: Ruin hunters. Hate those things with a burning passion >:(

Congratulations as well!

~anon

Maye, the algorithm matches you with Chongyun! His calm stable energy will match yours, and he can make decisions you're indecisive about! Here's his message for you!

NAME: Dia

WHICH GENDER ORIENTATIONS YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO: Male

FAVORITE REGION: Mondstadt!!! I love exploring it and Windrise is definitely my fave place to go to when my team needs healing.

FAVORITE VISION: Cryo with Pyro and Geo very close behind

FAVORITE WEAPON: Claymore

MOST NOTABLE QUALITIES: I love arts and crafts and in general using my hands to build stuff, from cute birthday cards to Lego mechanisms to actual objects. I love creating in any way, so writing and drawing are also on the table! I’m friendly, introverted and shy when you first meet me but I get really bubbly when I become comfortable around someone. I’m also pretty sarcastic and I like telling my friends those awful dad jokes just to annoy them, the cringe on their faces makes my day 😂

LEAST FAVORITE MOB: Rifthounds/Riftwolves. Their design is awesome but they are so ANNOYING

awww, you sound so sweet! your penchant for creation and your bubbly attitude match you with bennett! someone as unlucky as himself would be thrilled to have someone as helpful as you in his life!

here's his message for you!

Wich genders orientation you are: male

Favorite region : Enkanomiya (idk how to spell it and does Enkanomiya even count as a region ? If not then Liyue)

Favorite vision : pyro

Favorite weapon : polearn

Most notable qualities : calm and is really good at finding things

Last favorite mob : Electro fatui mage

hmmmmmm this is. not going to be a matchup you expected but. the algorithm commands this. your match is enjou. roll with it here's his message?? somehow??