#matchmaker event

Thank you for trusting Delirious Donna’s Matchmaking Service! We have studied your information at length and the following match has been made:

Soshiro Hoshina

Vice Captain of the Third Division. Renowned swordsman. Agile. Fast. Witty. Loves to laugh. Driven. Doesn’t pull punches. Soshiro can find the funny side of almost any situation, and whilst he sometimes laughs at other’s expense, he would never willingly hurt someone’s feelings.

Soshiro is known as the best close combat expert in the JAKDF which only highlights his determination, discipline and how hard-working he is. Despite all this, he can be very laidback and enjoys teasing his comrades. He would find your dry humour hilarious and might even goad you into joining him when he is poking fun of his friends. A real cat vibes kinda man and he wants to purr all over you…

Date Options

You fight? Soshiro would happily show you how to wield a sword properly. Maybe it’s just an excuse to get up close and personal but he wouldn’t mind working up a sweat with you

Milk or sugar? How about attending a traditional tea ceremony with the VC. Just be mindful that he may try and make you laugh when everything is quiet and respectful. He’s a rascal like that

Adrenaline junkie? Soshiro is no stranger to thrills and massive adrenaline highs which means he absolutely loves rollercoasters and theme parks in general. He’d tempt you onto the fastest ride he can find then buy you whatever junk food takes your fancy. Of course, he wouldn’t end the date until he won you an armful of plushies

Result

So, how did we do? Did the date go well and which option did you choose? Is Soshiro going to hear from you again or should we be letting him down gently?

Bonus Match

Another candidate saw your profile and requested a match, he’s rather keen…

Gaku - his profile is mysteriously blank 🙃

Decisions decisions Rosie dearest. Will you pick one or the other? Or both, they don’t have to know 😏

NAME: My name is Ryn, and my tag is Ravyaryn on games and social media platforms

WHICH GENDER ORIENTATIONS ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO: Male

FAVORITE REGION: My favourite is Liyue, but I also love Inazuma since Japan is one of my favourite countries

FAVORITE VISION: Cyro or Anemo

FAVORITE WEAPON: Polearm

MOST NOTABLE QUALITIES: I‘m an artistic person, but I think the most impressive quality I have is probably my music, as I taught myself to play around ten instruments after learning the violin for ten years. I’d say I have a knack for listening to things, notes that are off pitch will literally hurt my brain, and I can memorise a lot of things, mostly through hearing.

LEAST FAVORITE MOB: Either the specters or the hydro and cryo fatui agents

Ryn, the algorithm matches you with Kazuha! You both have a gift for music, and your appreciation of Inazuma's culture serves you both well. Here is his message to you!

I'm quite introverted/shy upon meeting new people, an everpresent wallflower, but once I get comfortable I can be very loud and excitable when talking about things I'm passionate about. Although I love to stay home and recharge with my writing hobby, I'm a big fan of theme parks and food trucks/wineries! I really love learning about niche topics and taking deep dives into subjects I know nothing about. I'm often seen as a group mediator, an ear for anyone's problems, and in a perfect would I'd love to one day have my own animal sanctuary!

The song I'm currently crazy about is 'I Want' by Mk.gee!

Current blorbos are Sylus from Love & Deepspace, and Armin Arlert from AOT! (What can I say, I love a blonde/silver in fiction.) Definitely looking for love, so I put my fate in your hands 💛💛💛 thank you for such a lovely opportunity! 💋 all of the smooches your way

Thank you for trusting Delirious Donna’s Matchmaking Service! We have studied your information at length and the following match has been made:

Kakashi Hatake

Child prodigy. Sensei to Team 7. War hero. Goofy at times. Blunt without being cruel. Time keeping is not his forte. Blames himself for more than he should. A good man who refuses to believe that about himself.

Kakashi might wear the facade of a man who is unbothered and relaxed, but beneath he is very self critical. He loves erotic fiction and openly reads this at every opportunity. He’ll fit well with your homebody tendencies although trips out are actively encouraged so he can see you in different environments. Kakashi really is one hell of a man.

Date Options

Walkies? Kakashi is dog dad to a pack of ninja hounds and they all need walking. Perhaps you’d join him for a trip to the dog park where you can get to know the different pups and their mysterious owner, after all, he knows you love animals

New read? Fancy a trip to the book store to pick out some new reads? Maybe it would be fun to select some books for each other. Perhaps you could read the blurbs out loud… add to the experience 😏

Target practice? Kakashi is very adept with a kunai (just watch him swing them round his fingers 😮‍💨) and he’s more than willing to show you how to handle one. Pick a target and let it fly. He’ll correct your form, help you perfect your aim and if he gets to stand a little closer? Bonus

Result

So, how did we do? Did the date go well and which option did you choose? Is Kakashi going to hear from you again or should we be letting him down gently?

Bonus Match

Another candidate saw your profile and requested a match, he’s rather keen…

Gen Narumi - Captain of the First Division and lifetime gamer boy. He wants to know if you’ll challenge him at Smash Bros

So *muah* with consent

I'm not familiar with Haikyuu, but everyone I know raves about it! There is one blonde that has caught my eye, but idk anything about him.

I'm she/her

I am shy, but very bubbly once you get me talking. I will talk to you about anything and everything, and I go out of my way a lot of the time to try to make strangers comfortable, or if they're super uncomfortable, I'll ask them what they need and I'll back off. My favourite time of year is Fall, I wear glasses because I can't see super far, I love science (I studied chemistry), I love long walks and going to record shops. I will take candid photos of random things and claim that it's art, but I will laugh about it. Oh I laugh about anything! It's super easy to get me to laugh! I love going to coffee shops and drinking an Americano or a Latte with oat milk. I'll indulge you about all types of movies and then talk about movies I want to see.

A song that's been stuck in my head...that's hard because I always have a song stuck in my head. Deceptacon by Le Tigre is in heavy rotation as we speak.

My favs: I'm very loyal to Loid Forger (SxF) and low key really into Kento Nanami of JJK. DON'T TELL ON ME.

I'm always interested in love (let's pretend I'm not married to blorbo in this universe).

this is so fun! i'm excited!

Thank you for trusting Delirious Donna’s Matchmaking Service! We have studied your information at length and the following match has been made:

Keishin Ukai

Volleyball coach. Reliable. Doesn’t mince his words. Supportive. Big heart. Family orientated. He’s a funny guy who isn’t afraid of teasing or being teased. Huge golden retriever energy for the right partner and he wants it to be you!

Keishin is a sweetheart with a slightly gruff exterior. Don’t be fooled by the appearance, he’s a literal teddy bear for his woman and wants to indulge your every whim. He would be curious about your interests and secretly read up on them to appear more knowledgeable. A total cutie.

Date Options

Fancy raising your heart rate? Keishin will give you an intro lesson to volleyball and help you spike and receive like a pro. Is it because he gets the chance to touch you to correct your form? He’s not telling…

Wanna chill? If sports aren’t your thing then consider him your laidback love. Keishin is just as happy making a cozy and comfortable nook where you can chat, laugh, maybe watch some tv or preferably forget about what’s on

Keep it cool? Keishin would love to take you to his favourite dessert place for ice-cream. A cone each or maybe you’d rather split a tub? He’ll let you choose your favourite flavours as long as the toppings are abundant (Keishin has a secret sweet tooth - no wonder he likes you)

Result

So, how did we do? Did the date go well and which option did you choose? Is Keishin going to hear from you again or should we be letting him down gently?

Thank you for trusting Delirious Donna’s Matchmaking Service! We have studied your information at length and the following match has been made:

of course kakashi is my gold standard, but two of my other faves are nanami and tenya iida. and the song i've been stuck on is "stargazing" by myles smith.

as for me, i have a dry sense of humor but it takes me a while to get comfortable enough to really share it. i'm better in small groups than large ones. i'm very comfortable with my own company but also embody that "smut-reader gf + video game bf" relationship, just happy to be close enough for physical contact. another of my hobbies is cooking! also i'm an overthinker and it makes me indecisive. 😅

i'm curious if you think i could have a love match, but i would be just as happy with a great platonic friend instead if a good fit comes to mind. <3

please take as much time as you need/want <333 thank you for providing this wonderful service! 😘😘😘😘

Thank you for trusting Delirious Donna’s Matchmaking Service! We have studied your information at length and the following match has been made:

Wakatoshi Ushijima

Captain of Shiratorizawa volleyball club. South paw. Stoic. Driven. Ambitious. Built like a damn Greek god. Ushijima has stamina for days despite looking like he’s built for strength (he’s strong too, don’t get me wrong). He’s a straightforward guy through and through.

Don’t take his stoic nature as disinterest, he is a very good listener and he isn’t afraid to ask questions. Ushijima is the perfect counterbalance to your overthinking and will step in to make decisions when you get overwhelmed. He might not fully get your dry sense of humour but it doesn’t put him over either, he’ll find it endearing.

Date Options

Sweet tooth? Ushijima has a fairly strict diet but conversely he also likes to bake (because there are set steps involved) and he’d love to help you whip up a sweet treat for you both to split when it’s ready

How about a story? He’s heard you like books and reading, whilst he didn’t do a lot of that when he was in school, he always enjoyed hearing stories being read. Ushijima might ask if you’ll read him a few pages of your current read, especially because he likes your voice

Traditional date? Maybe you’d prefer a more traditional dinner date. Ushijima would wine and dine you as best he could. He might forget to buy flowers but he will be extremely attentive throughout the meal. One could say hanging onto your every word…

Result

So, how did we do? Did the date go well and which option did you choose? Is Wakatoshi going to hear from you again or should we be letting him down gently?

Bonus Match

Wakatoshi comes with a bonus gift of someone who would love to be your friend, purely platonic but no less intense. Say hi to your new bestie, Satori Tendō.

He is well acquainted with your new potential love and he wants to hear all about it. He’s wacky and funny as hell, some think he is too much but honestly, he just cares a lot and can never seem to dial it down.

name: mari

attracted to: boys and girlies with a preference for ya bois

fave region: chasm and enkanomiya - but i mostly stay in mondstadt due to how easy it is to explore ehe

fave vision: geo and anemo! if only one amswer is allowed then geo—

fave weapon: design wise, i really like claymores but fighting wise polearmd are so fun, just go swoosh swoosh

notable qualities: gonna try not to undermine myself here and just say i have tons of hobbies that range from drawing and playing instruments and cosplaying - uhhh if this were a video game i'd be a support since i generally don't like taking the lead despite being forced to and people irl think i'm scary/intimidating? i need a yae miko to my ei 🧎‍♀️not sure how else to describe myself other than a fischl/sucrose/probably ei/futaba sakura kin so make of that what you will kdhdkdhd

least favourite mob: fuck spectres all my homies hate spectres >:(

congrats on 100 and here's to 1,000+ more cause you deserve it!

oh this one is easy you get gorou! someone as sweet and hardworking and creative as you needs a general to back you up! and this lil dogboy will be at your heels whenever you ask!

here's his message!

Name: J

Gender: Female

Genders attracted to: both boys and girls

Favorite region: Mondstadt! It’s a bit basic, but everything is easy to explore and I know the terrain very well.

Favorite vision: It’s between cryo and electro! If I have to pick, it would be electro.

Favorite weapon: Catalysts! Its almost like a bow, but you automatically have the element infused. I personally love them because they are a bit ranged but still have strong auto attacks.

Notable qualities: People mostly think I’m either weird or creepy, from the way I stand around and watch others. I am very overprotective with my little brother though, and I would not hesitate to drag him away from a conversation if I thought the person he was talking to was either a bad influence or a plain jerk. If I were in Genshin Impact, I’d think I would be more of a healer or shielder, with my tendency to try stay out of conflict. My top kinnies are Qiqi, Ei, and Xingqiu.

Least favorite mob: Ruin hunters and specters. Come and fight me on the ground you cowards >:(

hmmm ei kinnie? catalyst? electro? this is too easy lol, the algorithm matches you with Yae Miko! she has a penchant for adoring your type, and would definitely dote on you and tease you for your stoicness. here's her message for you!

Dearest J, Why has it been so long since you last made the trek up to Narukami Shrine? Do you no longer find the embrace of the sakura petals as comforting? Must I send the Tenryou Commission to retrieve you?