I used to be human

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

Time to fuck a blender

wait no

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what’s the password

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

In barvarian (Germany) that’s called: “goaßgschau” which translates to “stare of a goat “

I love that there’s a word for this

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

thevagabird

Kitty massage

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

snurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurgle

dead

romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Strangely odd and accurate