Holy shit I am drunk today

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if i look back, i am lost
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Holy shit I am drunk today

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Milk and beans for dinner today
It’s NNN. The guys better stock up on their cornflakes
Yummy pork rinds 😋😋
can some of yall wake up the dash boring asf rn 😩
Just recently crawled out of my hole today so I feel kind of attacked

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Thinkin about making a really unfunny and useless shitpost today.....
....wait a minute
i like ya kid. ya got real potential! i'm gonna make ya a star! *reblogs all your shitposts, from a fellow shitposter*
Thank you my sweet child that’s so very moist of you 😏
My Halloween costume this year will be the one-sided Seesaw of Retribution. For my costume, I require any large and dense objects(preferably stone) in order to overcome the barriers withholding my bounty. There shall be no tricks this day, only treats😤😤
Currently in the shower browsing tumbler and drinking a beer. Maybe this year isn’t so bad after all?
You’ve never seen the true power of nature until you microwave a Capri sun pouch. If I’m to be cursed with this knowledge then so will you rat bastards.

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“Every man wants to be seen as a himbo upon first glance but never thought as or referred to as one”
Himbalations 3:15
Oh my god i just fucking realized the reason why I love hands, like I just love people’s hands, especially girls hands, and I just realized WHY THAT MAKES ME GAY SOMEONE SHOOT ME I’M SO DUMB
Woah
if lesbians ran everything idk i think we'd be doing better
Not really sure they could run trains tho...
Will Flex Seal work on my broken heart
No but you can drink it and die so pick your poison
Wouldn’t mind being banished to the warm laundry dimension for a few days tbh

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I don’t care if it’s uncool or corny or whatever. Two trucks by lemon demon is funny
The beat is fucking. Fucked up. The production on that song is just entirely wacko. And then it’s like...Two trucks. Having sex.
*Furiously opens Spotify *
People who call the edible parts of fruit “flesh” are in jail now
Its obviously called the meat of the fruit
This quarantine won’t protect you from my clammy hands forever