Study Tips that Arenât Bullshit
Ok. Listen. I just graduated college on time with two degrees, a minor, and a 3.9 GPA, and now that itâs back-to-school time for some of you folks (my grad program doesnât start until September) Iâve been seeing some study tips that are half-useful but mostly bullshit. So Iâm here to give you some tips for collegiate success as a person who was pretty successful in the collegiate realm.
1) The Three to One Rule is Useless
Hereâs the truth. Some classes are going to require minimal effort. Some are going to require more than three hours of outside study time per credit. Itâs not a good rule of thumb because different people have different skills and take different amounts of time to do shit. For organic chemistry, you might be spending more 9 hours per week studying (and according to the success rates of some of my peers, I recommend you spend at least that much time on o-chem). But thereâs also, say, Oceanography. I took that class. I studied/put in work⊠maybe an hour per week, and it was a three credit class. But I also took a class that was 3 credits called 18th Century America, and I would say I probably put something like 10-15 hours per week doing the readings and assignments for that class. It just depends, you guys. Figure out what works for each class and then distribute your time accordingly (and donât waste time studying for something you very obviously know and have already aced).Â
Sometimes you have to cram. I donât recommend it, but it happens. If you do, use the whole day before to go over stuff and test yourself. Do not do it the morning of, donât do it right before the test. That is useless. If you have a good memory, you can study the night before/two days before.
That said, if memorization and improvisation arenât your strong suits, do go over your notes at the end of each day, and if you donât get something, as your prof or your TA or your friend who definitely knows what theyâre doing. Talking about it will only help you remember it more.
Overall, study when you can find the time. Sometimes that means staying off twitter for a few minutes and reviewing your notes instead, but if youâre paying good money for higher education (and I assume you are), donât waste it by never studying or blowing off an exam.Â
3) Manage Your Time, ButâŠ
Just because you manage your time to make school a priority does not mean that you should let the other things in your life fall by the wayside. People often forget basic self care when they put school before everything else. Remember to shower and brush your teeth and take a minute for yourself because life is a lot and school is just a small part of your life. You cannot let time management become a synonym for school > everything else. It just means that you need to spend all of your time wisely, whether thatâs getting some socialization in there or eating dinner or doing homework or taking a shower.
4) You Are Allowed to Forget Stuff
Look. I recommend always having more than one writing utensil, but you can forget one day. You can forget a notebook or a textbook every once and a while. I did, and yet I succeeded with flying colors. Definitely try not to be rushed all the time, but donât freak out if you grabbed the wrong notebook. Just take down notes and staple them into the right one, or however you do it.Â
Also, yeah, your college profs arenât here to attend to your personal needs, but if you have a class on one side of the campus and only ten minutes to get to the class on the other side of the campus, see if you can leave early or let the prof know that youâre going to be a few minutes late because you can only cross a mile so fast. Professors are far more understanding than they let on (some of them arenât, but theyâre just dicks, and youâll either have to deal with that or be prepared to challenge them).
And, of course, if youâre struggling, ask for help. Profs want you to succeed, actually, and if they donât, then it might be time for a discussion with the chair of the department.
5) Stay Organized, Whatever That Means
Some people stay organized with color-coded pens, tabs, and a designer planner. Some people have the patience for bullet journals. Some people write their assignments down on their phones, or set a google/apple calendar alert. However you remember things, just remember them. Whatâs organized to you wonât be organized for someone else, and whatâs organized for someone else might not look organized to you. There is no objective way to stay organized. I donât recommend trying to store everything inside your head, but youâll figure out what works for you.Â
6) You Donât Always Need to Read/You Donât Always Need to Take Notes
Some classes are really important, some are not; some textbooks are really useful, some are not; taking notes can be effective, or they could be useless to you by the time the exam or essay rolls around. I took very light notes for my Brit Lit class (and did 75% of the reading), my World Drama class (90% of the reading), my Monuments in History capstone (20% of the reading), and I got Aâs in all of those classes. I took heavy notes for Biology and Western Mythology and read about half of what was assigned. I took no notes for my Anthropology of Sex & Reproduction class, but I read absolutely everything.Â
It will probably take you about three weeks to figure out your profâs teaching style. If itâs an English class, youâre gonna need to read most of it. If itâs a science class, maybe not. If you only have a midterm and a final, and not tests i between those, you might want to keep the textbook handy. But different classes have different requirements, just like they do with the number of hours you spend studying. So you know, act accordingly.
7) Read The Assigned Chapter Before Class, But Donât Read Ahead
Look, most profs are gonna tell you to read the chapter before class on Monday, or maybe theyâll give you until Wednesday, so you should read in advance. But unless a prof says to read ahead, you really donât need to read ahead, especially if you have content-based reading quizzes. It just gets really confusing and getting ahead is only necessary when you know that otherwise youâll get behind. I mean, read ahead if you want to, but know that you probably donât have to.
8) Show Up, For Fuckâs Sake
Look, showing up is the easiest thing in the world. And I know what having those 8am/9am classes is like. Iâll admit, I didnât show up half the time to my 9am freshman philosophy class, but I bet I wouldnât have failed two tests if Iâd shown up (I still got an A in the class, donât worry, there were a lot of assignments and one test didnât count for much). I just wanted to sleep. But if you show up and pay attention, youâre more than likely going to get a lot of out of the class.
Oh, and if your prof takes attendance. Show up. Especially if itâs a small class. Trust me, theyâll notice, and it will be so embarrassing.Â
But also, donât sweat it if youâre sick one day or sleep through the alarm. It fucking happens, and like Iâve said before, profs are pretty understanding most of the time.Â
9) Take Notes However Works For You
Some people use that weird method of dividing the paper in half hot-dog style, and thatâs fine. Some people scribble shit down that no one else can read. Donât feel pressured to rewrite your notes unless you canât understand them. Do not review right after class - give your brain some fucking time to process that shit. But maybe review in the next 48 hours, itâll help you be ready for the next class.
10) Donât Be On Your Phone
Unless youâre literally not learning anything. I spent more time in my Geography class on my phone or computer getting useful things done or playing games than I did actually learning anything from the professor. In my Asian History class, the teacher was mediocre at best, so my friend and I sat there in the front row and played hangman (which was kind of disrespectful but we were idiots at the time so). But if your grades slip because youâre on your phone and not paying attention, or if your teacher has to tell you more than once to get off your phone, you might have phone addiction. See someone about that, k?
If you choose to review your notes, do so in a quiet, calm, and un-rushed manner. Donât just look at them - actually try to absorb them. Otherwise thereâs no point in reviewing them.Â
Wait, didnât I already have this one? Yeah. But! I saw a thing that said study early and often, which is great if you can make the time, but the truth is that if you study too early youâll forget everything, and if you study too often you likely wonât be able to focus on other things that require your attention. So study not too long nor too shortly before the exam, and donât study so much that your brain explodes. Give yourself a break. Have a kit-kat.
13-14) Flashcards? Mnemonic Devices?Â
Use them if they work for you, and maybe try color coding them. That can help with memorization. But if they donât work for you, donât use them.
15) Donât Rewrite Your Notes
Unless you canât read them. Then definitely either rewrite them or type them up, so that theyâre actually usable.Â
This suggestion was actually pretty okay. Making lists and/or tables or whatever can really help, especially if youâre a visual learner. But if they donât help you, donât use them, because then itâs just a waste of your time.
17) Teach It To Someone Else
Yeah, this one is good, too. But make sure the person youâre explaining it to doesnât have a lot of background knowledge, because itâs being able to explain it correctly to someone who hasnât heard it before that really counts.
18) Is There Even Such a Thing as a Good Study Environment?
Some people canât study on their own. I sure have a hard time of it, especially because I get distracted on my own. For me, studying with others for exams has saved my grade. But there are times or assignments that are best done on your own.
What I will say, is that when you study with other people, sometimes itâs best to study with your friends who are studying something else. My friend Breea and I had completely different majors and classes, but we made the best study partners because she could explain science to me and I could explain anthropology and history to her, and thatâs how we knew we were good to go.Â
19) Sleeeeeeeeeep. Plan. Deal.Â
Get a good nightâs sleep before an exam and try not to be late. Mean profs will not let you make up a missed exam. Good profs will, even if it was just a traffic jam. But generally speaking, try to prepare for all worst case scenarios when you have an assignment due.Â
20) Ask. Questions. Jesus. Christ.
Look if you get something wrong, donât be embarrassed or ashamed. Ask why you got it wrong, and if you think you did something right but the TA or prof just graded it wrong, feel free to point out their mistakes (in private, though, not in front of the class). Go to office hours and make use of that time, or make an appointment with a prof so that you donât have to skip class to go to office hours.
21) Midterms and Finals Are Different. Or Not.
Ask your prof at the beginning if the final will be cumulative. If it is, keep reviewing that midterm material through the end of the class. If not, feel free to forget most of the stuff from the midterm and earlier. Each prof is different and some finals arenât even exams, theyâre papers or projects. So, you know, plan accordingly.Â
22) Donât Keep Your Fucking Textbooks
Look, unless you fell in love with a text (happens to English majors), sell back your books. And after a few weeks (or once the next term starts) throw out your notes, especially if you canât read them or if theyâre for a class you had to take for university credit but didnât actually need for your major.Â
SELL. THOSE. BOOKS. I canât say it enough, you wonât make much, but itâll be nice to get that lunch after finals are over. But remember, donât sell the book until youâve taken/turned in the final.Â
I saw something that said not to discuss grades/quizzes/tests/exams with classmates. Fuck that. I mean, try not to talk about it before the exam starts or whatever, but fucking talk about that shit. In my Mediterranean Archaeology class, we all talked about the readings before class on Fridays because we had a reading quiz and no fucking idea what the reading was about (those were some of the hardest readings ever). It was really helpful to discuss and summarize to make sure we got the point of the article. Also, like, if youâre comfortable with sharing grades, do, and if youâre not, donât. Itâs your grade, you can do whatever you want with it.
Also, if youâre unsure about something, you can ask a classmate. Thatâs probably a better first resource than a prof, who will get annoyed, especially if you didnât do the reading.
Well, I hope this fucking helps. This was basically how I survived college, except add a lot of caffeine. Every major is different, some things are universal. So. You know. Go ham.
