I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but Geminitay is what happens when a 14yearold fujoshi MCYT fan gets a monkeys paw wish

I wish that I got to play with allll my favorite YouTube boys and that they all had crushes on me but they still flirted with each other in front of me 🌸✨ but I’m still better at the game than them and I get to show them how cool i am! What a dream come true uwu 🌸 surely I won’t spend the entirety of my professional career cringing at the most awkward men I’ve ever spoken to in my life

old school ethubs has so much of bdubs enjoying etho being lost/confused/out of his depth. I think when they have sex for the hundredth time etho bats his eyelashes when bdubs is initiating things and says "what are you doing?" all faux confused and bdubs is just powering ahead like "I'm gonna make you feel good, sweetheart" and etho continues like "but it's my first time..." and bdubs doesn't know what the hell he's saying and why he's being so coy and blushing about something they've done a lot, so etho sighs a little frustrated and goes "...I don't know what to do... so you'll have to show me?" and bdubs' eyes roll back instantly. they both cringe pretty hard about it after but when etho looks up at bdubs all dazed and shy and asking him to relearn all the things he already knows so well about his body? what's bdubs meant to do

self conscious mumbo so embarrassed about everything he does and every part of him. he's bright red every time he takes off his shirt . hates the way the fat sits on his body, but he cant help but have more snacks despite himself. on god we're all squeezing his tits

they need to make a strap that prematurely ejaculates

this post was originally going to be “they need to make a strap that has erectile dysfunction” but i realized thats just a packer so

if ethoslab feels strangely euphoric about my posts that "misgender" her, she can look at her nothing and no one to feel better

In other news been clipping a bunch of old OOGE vids where bdubs is like clearly intoxicated and starts getting super flirty with etho and hhheeee7rr74ugghhhurrugghhuhhg. When they meet irl first thing she's doing is suggest they get blasted. Not for any ulterior motives of course .

Hardly a writer but making a 2nd AO3 account to write weirdo pervert Etho getting bdubs intoxicated on their first meeting and then taking him back home and jerking him off crazy style while they watch porn together

I finally got my AO3 invite and the site is fufking DOWN LMFAO

why is everyone constantly bratting for firefighter pearl 😭 they're like i'm a naughty little arsonist and you have to put me out with your water arrows and she's like 😐😐😐

Starting etho's s7 pov cus I don't think I ever watched s7???? And it immediately starting with her putting on the false head and saying "This look really suits me" ummmmmm UM

"that's me on the inside" Yo?