archive of the worst brainrot of my life

you can't talk to me all pathetic like

like a dog wanting a treat

lost puppy without an owner

jumping up and down for a treat

it's a dead end

stop killing me

being a good boy

please can i have the trident

don't leave me down here alone

half a heart

probably gonna die a bunch

ohh cleo

i didn't get anything

how do i get out of here

how am i supposed to make that

you're gonna root for me right cleo

you have to compliment me first

noo pause

did that make you jump

i need my shulkers neow

you said you weren't gonna kill him

you forgive me right

alliances don't matter

they're gonna try and kill you

don't do it again

i hate fall traps

you don't understand the pressure i was under

chicken noodle soup

it was horrible

he said he was gonna stop

look it's me

you're not supposed to leave me

it's all i got

pearl what are you doing

i wish people were nicer to me

you're gonna kill me

you would rather just put me down