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Aborted obama: I would’ve loved to be clear

I exploded a man in reno just to watch him explode - Super Johnny Cash

cuno doesn't give a fuck for your cat, pig. cuno's got a great big fucking slice of gruyere to eat, pig

PIGS ASKIN FOR IDEALOGICALLY DUBIOUS PASTORALISM LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL

i wanna brush you like an enamel

To the tune of "God rest ye merry gentlemen"

RELEASE THE NAUGHTY LIST

Wishing my followers a logical Christmas and an evidence-based New Year

me filling in creeper craters with whatever random ass blocks im holding at the time

just checked in on the colony of finches outside my nurse's office and they've developed beaks of the perfect shape and size for administering subcutaneous injections

Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

Read that as "elf menthols"

If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid