Space Hoe

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

bit mad innit. This whole thing

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

ID: photo of a tabby cat sitting human-style, leaning back with one arm resting on a table with a huge glass of wine on it. Above him is a closeup of his own face, edges kinda blurred. Text reads “undiagnosed / but something ain’t right”

snails are offten all like @_// \\_@ in the garden and stuff