We are desperate. We are starving
Please let it also be known that, though itâs not often seen, Yuuriâs job is not just to attend to his marvelous, wedding-planning husband. He throws in that extra spice. Viktor plans weddings in extensive, bridezilla detail. But when it comes to the honeymoon one spouse will often come to him for ~romantic advice~, and he just beams. âSpontaneity is good,â he says brightly, again and again. Yuuri is the one who fields panicked calls from newlyweds.
âHelp,â one bride begs, âitâs raining, the hotel caught on fire, our wedding was perfect but this is a disaster and she canât break up with me nowââ
âOh,â says Yuuri, blindly googling the location. âUm, kissing in the rain is good? I think thereâs an Airbnb near there, this cozy little cottage with big windows, and a bakery ten minutes away has great pastries. They have cakes shaped like his mouth.â
âA heart, a heart! You can get cakes shaped like a heart. And you should absolutely get under an umbrella together and walk around the nearby castle gardens and kiss in the gazeboââ
âIs this,â the bride says slowly, âall things you two do together?â
âNo,â Yuuri squeaks, even though it is. In his panic he blurts out three more things he wants to do with Vitya but hadnât managed to ask for yet.Â
The marriage is saved, the bride elated, and from the other end of their couch, Viktor helplessly begins planning wedding number 901.