Not Dead Yet

dreamt clownification was the new big "ironic" kink and no matter what social media you checked it'd all be full of photos of smug clowngirls with superimposed phrases like "throwing pies is all you're good at" "it's not your fault you're so goofy" "everyone can tell you honk it 24/7" "youre gonna be a clooner forever" "normal people don't fit themselves into comically small cars like you"

she lets me hit because i use his pronouns interchangeably

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.

#i would like to take this up a notch and say when the singular right hand person or romantic interest is referred to as “[your] dog” #incredible shit

[ID: gif of a lot of people, most of them holding signs reading “yes!” in all caps /end ID]

if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

god is in my gnashing teeth. my throat. my blood. underneath my fingernails. all the hollow spaces.

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

of course you have prophetic dreams and pronouns