every olive in your crown is the dewy pupil of an eye.

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

victor hugo is going to tell you about the Parisian sewer system circa 1831. this is a threat

​y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other

can yearning make you sick

can desire kill you

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies