estes ate the pudding

#I would drink this

i need to know everything about surreal numbers

* is not zero or positive or negative

{1|0} is greater than -1 and less than 2 but is neither greater or less than or equal to any number between 0 and 1

treaker trit

it's just hitting me now that there are real people who may have followed me for map discourse, girls i am so sorry for what you're about to see

What is map discourse

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

HOLY SHIT

The holy trinity

jesse we need to cook empathy jesse

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

​hey so funny thing about this

Can only accurately reblog this addition until November 25, 2024.

they should invent a ballsack that smells like armpit

They have these in Detroit

im literally letting her cum its the nicest thing ive done to an angel all week

Cinderella

Congratulations, you’ve been adopted! What do you mean you already have parents, then how was i able to get this legally binding document that says you’re my daughter? Yes that’s right, my daughter. We both know you’d be wasted being a boy, even if you won’t admit it. Legally all your records say you’re a girl now, so it’s not like complaining will get you anywhere. No, you don’t need to pack your things, we’ve already got a proper wardrobe for you at home. We’ll be headed there this evening, there’s just a few places we need to stop first. We’ve got some mother-daughter bonding to do, and i think the best place for that is a spa day and an extensive makeover to celebrate your new life! What do you mean “no”, it’s already paid for, of course you’re going. A massage will do wonders for all that tension you’re carrying and i’m just dying to see you in the pixie cut i picked out for you. We can discuss things more in the car, you can either get in yourself or i can shove you in myself, im not picky. I know what’s best for my daughter, and i’m not about to let you ruin things over these delusions about being a boy. So how bout we do this the easy way, you be a good girl and get in the car, and if you behave i’ll let you pick what color we do your nails~

CRUNCH

They need a templeOS hat