Prodigal Explorer

Yeah? You feelin' yourself bein' summoned to the rift? I mean I sure as hell don't as awesome as that sounds. 

When the hell did I call you an enemy? You’re from Piltover. Orders and me don’t really mix, and unless you’re gonna give me a really good reason to, you really can’t think I’ll listen. You know I only joined the League to fight people, right?

'cuz at the end of the fuckin' day. We're Runeterrans. Last I checked this place 'aint Runeterra. 

I 'aint here to make enemies. I'm here to gather ALL of us. Noxians included. Orders from the Institute. We're better off fightin' together than alone. 

Positioning doesn’t mean a thing when a single ult’ll put me right through your team. Pretty easy to assassinate a squishable carry and get away with a Q, too.

Positionin' means everythin' cuz if it's done right you 'aint even gettin' to me.

Sorry mister needs-to-hide-behind-a-support, I actually get shit done. Top land and Jungle are all mine, while you’re stuck trying to farm. Spammable Flash really doesn’t make you that much of a threat.

We're called marksmen for a reason. Summoners who use that to run away are dumbasses. Positioning is the key and yours winds you up smack in the shit hole. 

dont even start with me and your point and click tactics. I heard those items were meant for champs like you. lemme know when you can utilize them better than I can. 

Don't even talk about skill in front of me. im all skill. 

no pls

“meow”

im also an ocular enthusiast

   ♔ // "Thank you," she replied, with a small smile forming on her lips, amused with his actions. Asami was about to go on and begin to ask question after question, when she realized that she had forgotten one of the most important thing in conversation — manners.

Ezreal held a hand to his mouth, a grin spreading across his face as well. Normally he wasn't one for laughing unless it was at someone else's expense... but her laughter seemed almost infectious. He considered it rude not to laugh, and though he would usually opt to be rude and abrasive, he felt as if... maybe he shouldn't.