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btvs | helpless

Which means. There could totally be an earth based mystery episode plot where there are two groups who both know about the gate but think the other group hasn’t been read in, who spend the entire episode unintentionally sabotaging each other by hiding whatever alien evidence they find and covering for any weirdness.

I’m picturing like, a pair of former SG team members who are now park rangers and an active SG team posing as FBI agents, on a murder mystery in Yosemite or something. And neither group can put together enough evidence to solve the thing because look we thought we’d figured it out but if we’re right there should be a damn ring transport here and there isn’t—

[cut to the ex-SGC park rangers hauling the rings away in a pickup truck the previous night]

Until of course everything culminates in a dramatic shootout, the fake-FBI team pulls zats while the park rangers reveal an alien stun grenade and after the random goa’uld murderer or whatever is down both teams are just like