Not Actually Amish

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

So I can find this later.

This is why scientists study everything.

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

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