ehh

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

There’s a glitch in the matrix

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

that was all, the firsT FUCKING MONTH

how could you waste a egg

a what

this is triggering

hey what’s up i *submits to the grain*

One of my uncles succumbed to the grain via the grain silo exploding as soon as he walked in and now he cant move any part of his body and can barely eat on his own but its okay because he was in the kkk and tried to invite my dad to join everytime we visited

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

real life creepypasta

Wow