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Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

Whenever I see a really off-the-wall take about the beatles I remember this adorable post from an older fan about how they used to play "Beatles" at recess but they were too young to really know who the beatles were so they just played house with British accents and I assume that's what a lot of people on this website are doing as well

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

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@joy-and-whimsy-official

every time i see this image it makes me happy

I still don't understand what a "mii" is and I have no particular desire to find out.

So far s cultural osmosis has taught me it seems to be some kind of chibi sim with a bonkers amount of environment customisation options.

a mii is like a nintendo-specific bitmoji except 3d

What's a bitmoji

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

it works there

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

yapping with my roomie and i realized how thanks to my time in the dorm that there's a decent pool of movies and shows i have a vague, piecemeal knowledge of because i would periodically glance over at the tv while 2 of my other roommates were constantly watching random stuff. people ask me "have you seen [xyz movie/show]?" and i go yeah, but only parts of it, from the other end of the room, in between ichthyology essay paragraphs. but i remember sort of liking what i could mostly see!

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously