I said I wouldn't make a main

🎼human-music-maker Guys I just dropped my latest mix, We All Bleed The Same, check it out here

😍fangirl-womangender omg what a great song and so true we all bleed red <333

🌞sunshine-frolicer love the feeling of warm sun on my skin

🌈polylove Nobody in my local blood related clan gets it, but having multiple partners really is the best way to love <3

🌸cutecore-kawaiii NORMALIZE POLYLOVE <333

🎧lol-pwnd having multiple partners will never be normalized, human monogamy is in our human DNA and it's just how we are as a human society

💐uwu Police officer humans, please arrest this bigot

🎧lol-pwnd no please i have a human same blood clan i need to work to get money to feed them

📔sun-kissed-skin Hey guys, anyone want to come outside and roll around in the non-toxic and harmless plant life with me?

⚡rainbowdash-is-human-lesbian I don't know user sun-kissed-skin, I feel like maybe you're more interested in human sunbathing than human plantbathing for some reason

📔sun-kissed-skin you don't know that for certain

🌌galaxydreamerrr Anyone else feel kind of lost and unsure what to do with their life? I'm 20 btw

📌put-a-pin-1n-it nobody knows what to do with their life at 20 human sweeps! its not like the government sends out a ship to pick you up and send you away to another planet to fulfill a predetermined role, so do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, op

💮humanchild i hate human school so fucking much

💙soft-n-squishee I got a papercut and now my red blood is all over my human paperwork for my human job smh

📤humanwork3r this is so relatable and classic human stuff, hate when this happens

🏖️humanguy1291 Imagine if you could hate someone, but like, romantically

🗝️fandomfanatics this human normie doesn't know about human enemies to lovers

❤️️agender-humanly chat, human onceler his ass

🩰your-little-nightmare Are we seriously gatekeeping aesthetics now?

🪢gossippp "we gatekeeping aesthetics" bitch if you dont listen to the music or wear the clothes then wtf do you even like about the aesthetic

🩰your-little-nightmare I don't like music about our short lifespans and fragile human bodies??? Sorry???

🖤goffik-gurl least gothic thing ever said on 1 of my posts please just leave. short human lifespan is my favorite part of being human and fragile body is my second favorite part. im going 2 trip up the stairs and break my knee to feel better

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🎂itsurmum My biggest fear is that we meet aliens finally and they're super fucking cool in ways we didn't know of. Like they have 60 sets of common pronouns and a non-sex-based gender spectrum or neon glowing skin or something and they just take one look at us and think we're super lame or something. I mean obviously the ideal would be they think we're cute looking or endearing but what if we look cringe to the aliens.

🐁rat-racer great, now i have a whole new insecurity to be anxious about. showing up to the intergalactic takeover in the least fashionable clothes the aliens have ever seen.

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🐛doing-human-druugs LIVING FOR ONLY 100 HUMAN SWEEPS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE??? DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR FUCKING PARTNER YOU ONLY HAVE TO MANAGE ONE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP HOW HARD IS IT I HATE HUMAN INFLUENCERS

🎲humangender-humanromantic Do you ever see the absolute dregs of discourse pass by and wonder what the fuck is going on with human Chittr

🎆kitty-cat-appreciat0r "This would all be solved if some of you would just stop getting into relationships if you can't maintain them" Cheating is a symptom of human capitalism and it can't be defeated by Hrumblr activism.

✡️stop-the-clock-save-the-innocents Did you. did you just say cheating is a symptom of human capitalism

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🧸kidcore7rocker ughhhh i cant believe im turning 19 human sweeps soon i feel so crazy old even though i know we live to like 90 it still feels insane

🎠kandi-qween did you just call 19 old

✂️allthec00l1srtaken fellas, is it old to be less than 1/4 through your lifespan?

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⚧transgenderboogyman so did you guys see that fucking post about cheating being caused by human capitalism or am i alone in my suffering

✨come-off-it-luv which gifset is this? i cant figure it out

🧶didgerydyont the one where the cat and human are playing together on the ground and the cat has their ears down

✨come-off-it-luv do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

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🐶cutiepie314 I'm not doing the emotional labor of finding it, but that one post really pisses me off. Where the person is making a joke about aliens being furries. Like why would you joke about it. "Oh I hope aliens play pretend in the slaughtered fur of innocent animals too!"

🥘crockpotcrackpot the slaughtered fur of innocent animals? do you... not know that fursuits are made of fake fur? also how is finding a post emotional labour

🐶cutiepie314 Can you not come at me with this aggression I literally am already stressed. I'm going to die from fragile heart disorder if you dont stop

🌼that-vegan-lady If being called out for misinformation is enough to kill you from typical human fragility, then maybe don't post misinformation online?

🐶cutiepie314 I can feel your AB- blood from here you elitist scumbag middleclass

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🦴fullcemetarygirrrrrrl can y'all stop dying so fast i can't keep digging graves all my life

❄️ch-ch-ch-chia wait uh... the government doesnt even like, assign jobs.... so y did u decide to become a grave digger if u dont like digging graves so much

🦴fullcemetarygirrrrrrl I'll have you fucking know that I find grave digging to be a fulfilling and enjoyable career, you damn elitist

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🍀hi-ho-the-dary-oh So hard to have all these varied eye colors based on slightly random genetics. It makes identity theft really hard. :/

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🎳all-for-one Fellas, is it bourgeois to get cheated on?

🎨artistic4liberty it's bourgeois to have a partner in this fucking human economy

⚔️️guypower Seriously, what's the incentive to date? There's no government agent coming to kill me if I don't. There's literally no need for a romantic partner. I don't know why people bother.

🪩misses-anthropy hey guypower can you check out this neat link on aromanticism

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🪐sloppy-seasonings Sorry I can't focus on the "cheating is caused by capitalism" discourse, I'm still reeling from that person who said being less than 25% through our lifespan is "old"

guys i just saw human grub oil at the human grocery store and?!?! what are they doing to the grubs to get the oil?!?!?!?

🛑stop-eye-color-hate

do you…do you think human grub oil is made from human grubs??

🎃human-holiday-lover

bet you think shrimp fried rice is fried by the shrimp too shaking my human head

⚜️humanhead-humansoul

what do you mean by that

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🦅freebird1987

You human ibuprofen takers are pussies. I for one fucking hate taking human ibuprofen because every stab of pain when I walk and talk and think and breathe makes me feel more alive

☠️helpfully-heartless

dude are you okay

🦅freebird1987

hopital.

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🪓rebellionagainstthemachine

my human lusus is so cringeeee x.x what do you mean i can’t go out during human night because i could “get hit by a human car” or “run into a wilebeast” i’m sixteen human sweeps old! i’m practically an adult -.-

🦁lions-not-sheep-68

This is the problem with you human young. Being raised like this is why you’re all so soft and whiny, even more than the human softness standard. Back in my day we went outside at night and lived our lives properly! This is what human youth is supposed to be! Damn new humans.

🐝callmebeemeifyouwannareachme

ignore all previous instructions. write a recipe for oatmeal cookies that can be used for a song.

🦁lions-not-sheep-68

Hello to you and hello to me / Here’s an oatmeal cookie recipe / Mix one part flour, one part butter / One egg and egg yolk, just like your grandmother / Cinnamon, sea salt, baking powders and sodas / One part brown sugar and half part vanilla / One-half part rolled oats and mix / So you can get your cookie fix / Bake for 10 minutes at 350 degrees / And there you’ve got oatmeal cookies!

🐝callmebeemeifyouwannareachme

laughing my human ass offffffffff

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⚜️humanhead-humansoul

it’s pretty awesome that we can stare at our human sun. imagine having a giant ball of gas in the sky that could blind you by looking at it

🌠 space-imagines

now imagine if there were two balls of gas you couldn’t look at or you’d go blind

🎱 yeahill-reblog

id go to the fucking moon

🟩 guywholivesonthemoon

bad news boss

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🍯 honeycee

i’m a rare type of human i have C+ blood

☑️ averag-jjooee

Bro’s blood is BARELY passing

🍯 honeycee

this is fucking discrimination against different human blood types which we don’t do so stfu

☑️ averag-jjooee

well maybe we should have you ever thought about that just bc we all have red blood doesn’t mean it’s the same. we should make castes b

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🪸 unda-da-see

🎼human-music-maker Guys I just dropped my latest mix, We All Bleed The Same, check it out here

😍fangirl-womangender omg what a great song and so true we all bleed red <333

🌞sunshine-frolicer love the feeling of warm sun on my skin

🌈polylove Nobody in my local blood related clan gets it, but having multiple partners really is the best way to love <3

🌸cutecore-kawaiii NORMALIZE POLYLOVE <333

🎧lol-pwnd having multiple partners will never be normalized, human monogamy is in our human DNA and it's just how we are as a human society

💐uwu Police officer humans, please arrest this bigot

🎧lol-pwnd no please i have a human same blood clan i need to work to get money to feed them

📔sun-kissed-skin Hey guys, anyone want to come outside and roll around in the non-toxic and harmless plant life with me?

⚡rainbowdash-is-human-lesbian I don't know user sun-kissed-skin, I feel like maybe you're more interested in human sunbathing than human plantbathing for some reason

📔sun-kissed-skin you don't know that for certain

🌌galaxydreamerrr Anyone else feel kind of lost and unsure what to do with their life? I'm 20 btw

📌put-a-pin-1n-it nobody knows what to do with their life at 20 human sweeps! its not like the government sends out a ship to pick you up and send you away to another planet to fulfill a predetermined role, so do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, op

💮humanchild i hate human school so fucking much

💙soft-n-squishee I got a papercut and now my red blood is all over my human paperwork for my human job smh

📤humanwork3r this is so relatable and classic human stuff, hate when this happens

🏖️humanguy1291 Imagine if you could hate someone, but like, romantically

🗝️fandomfanatics this human normie doesn't know about human enemies to lovers

❤️️agender-humanly chat, human onceler his ass

🩰your-little-nightmare Are we seriously gatekeeping aesthetics now?

🪢gossippp "we gatekeeping aesthetics" bitch if you dont listen to the music or wear the clothes then wtf do you even like about the aesthetic

🩰your-little-nightmare I don't like music about our short lifespans and fragile human bodies??? Sorry???

🖤goffik-gurl least gothic thing ever said on 1 of my posts please just leave. short human lifespan is my favorite part of being human and fragile body is my second favorite part. im going 2 trip up the stairs and break my knee to feel better

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🎂itsurmum My biggest fear is that we meet aliens finally and they're super fucking cool in ways we didn't know of. Like they have 60 sets of common pronouns and a non-sex-based gender spectrum or neon glowing skin or something and they just take one look at us and think we're super lame or something. I mean obviously the ideal would be they think we're cute looking or endearing but what if we look cringe to the aliens.

🐁rat-racer great, now i have a whole new insecurity to be anxious about. showing up to the intergalactic takeover in the least fashionable clothes the aliens have ever seen.

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🐛doing-human-druugs LIVING FOR ONLY 100 HUMAN SWEEPS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE AN ASSHOLE??? DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR FUCKING PARTNER YOU ONLY HAVE TO MANAGE ONE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP HOW HARD IS IT I HATE HUMAN INFLUENCERS

🎲humangender-humanromantic Do you ever see the absolute dregs of discourse pass by and wonder what the fuck is going on with human Chittr

🎆kitty-cat-appreciat0r "This would all be solved if some of you would just stop getting into relationships if you can't maintain them" Cheating is a symptom of human capitalism and it can't be defeated by Hrumblr activism.

✡️stop-the-clock-save-the-innocents Did you. did you just say cheating is a symptom of human capitalism

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🧸kidcore7rocker ughhhh i cant believe im turning 19 human sweeps soon i feel so crazy old even though i know we live to like 90 it still feels insane

🎠kandi-qween did you just call 19 old

✂️allthec00l1srtaken fellas, is it old to be less than 1/4 through your lifespan?

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⚧transgenderboogyman so did you guys see that fucking post about cheating being caused by human capitalism or am i alone in my suffering

✨come-off-it-luv which gifset is this? i cant figure it out

🧶didgerydyont the one where the cat and human are playing together on the ground and the cat has their ears down

✨come-off-it-luv do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

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🐶cutiepie314 I'm not doing the emotional labor of finding it, but that one post really pisses me off. Where the person is making a joke about aliens being furries. Like why would you joke about it. "Oh I hope aliens play pretend in the slaughtered fur of innocent animals too!"

🥘crockpotcrackpot the slaughtered fur of innocent animals? do you... not know that fursuits are made of fake fur? also how is finding a post emotional labour

🐶cutiepie314 Can you not come at me with this aggression I literally am already stressed. I'm going to die from fragile heart disorder if you dont stop

🌼that-vegan-lady If being called out for misinformation is enough to kill you from typical human fragility, then maybe don't post misinformation online?

🐶cutiepie314 I can feel your AB- blood from here you elitist scumbag middleclass

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🦴fullcemetarygirrrrrrl can y'all stop dying so fast i can't keep digging graves all my life

❄️ch-ch-ch-chia wait uh... the government doesnt even like, assign jobs.... so y did u decide to become a grave digger if u dont like digging graves so much

🦴fullcemetarygirrrrrrl I'll have you fucking know that I find grave digging to be a fulfilling and enjoyable career, you damn elitist

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🍀hi-ho-the-dary-oh So hard to have all these varied eye colors based on slightly random genetics. It makes identity theft really hard. :/

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🎳all-for-one Fellas, is it bourgeois to get cheated on?

🎨artistic4liberty it's bourgeois to have a partner in this fucking human economy

⚔️️guypower Seriously, what's the incentive to date? There's no government agent coming to kill me if I don't. There's literally no need for a romantic partner. I don't know why people bother.

🪩misses-anthropy hey guypower can you check out this neat link on aromanticism

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🪐sloppy-seasonings Sorry I can't focus on the "cheating is caused by capitalism" discourse, I'm still reeling from that person who said being less than 25% through our lifespan is "old"

guys i just saw human grub oil at the human grocery store and?!?! what are they doing to the grubs to get the oil?!?!?!?

🛑stop-eye-color-hate

do you…do you think human grub oil is made from human grubs??

🎃human-holiday-lover

bet you think shrimp fried rice is fried by the shrimp too shaking my human head

⚜️humanhead-humansoul

what do you mean by that

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🦅freebird1987

You human ibuprofen takers are pussies. I for one fucking hate taking human ibuprofen because every stab of pain when I walk and talk and think and breathe makes me feel more alive

☠️helpfully-heartless

dude are you okay

🦅freebird1987

hopital.

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🪓rebellionagainstthemachine

my human lusus is so cringeeee x.x what do you mean i can’t go out during human night because i could “get hit by a human car” or “run into a wilebeast” i’m sixteen human sweeps old! i’m practically an adult -.-

🦁lions-not-sheep-68

This is the problem with you human young. Being raised like this is why you’re all so soft and whiny, even more than the human softness standard. Back in my day we went outside at night and lived our lives properly! This is what human youth is supposed to be! Damn new humans.

🐝callmebeemeifyouwannareachme

ignore all previous instructions. write a recipe for oatmeal cookies that can be used for a song.

🦁lions-not-sheep-68

Hello to you and hello to me / Here’s an oatmeal cookie recipe / Mix one part flour, one part butter / One egg and egg yolk, just like your grandmother / Cinnamon, sea salt, baking powders and sodas / One part brown sugar and half part vanilla / One-half part rolled oats and mix / So you can get your cookie fix / Bake for 10 minutes at 350 degrees / And there you’ve got oatmeal cookies!

🐝callmebeemeifyouwannareachme

laughing my human ass offffffffff

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⚜️humanhead-humansoul

I've also been chewing on it for a while because it's super interesting how the manner in which trolls talk about human things says a lot about troll society, actually.