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am i teh asshole for tryin to help a coworker move on from her shitty situationship? mai (12, purp, alternian) workplace (writing office) haz a really open structure n a lot of positive interpersonal energy, we all go 2 each others desks n stuff to chat n hang out, plus we're all working 2gether on a lotta stuff. so my coworker (10s, rustie, alternian 2) had a baaaaad situationship where she totes got ghosted out of no where n didnt get any closure. her aura was really dampening da workplace so another coworker (10s, cerulean, alternian ofc) asked me liek, "wat should we do :(" n i decided we gotta help her move on. well. liek. i tried everythings! tried therapy talk, tried romantic talk, tried spiritual talk, tried rationalizings, tried showing her theres other options, leik! FOR REALS! everything! i asked a dif dif coworker (10s too i think, jade, alternian ofc^2) told me that i need 2 back down or shes going 2 da big boss about it. i basically told her 2 step tf off bc helping some1 who feels depressed is a GOOD thing! but now cerulean coworker is saying we need 2 back off 2, n i dont agree! + when i dmd a close friend (also purple) she said dat NOT helping her move on will get me HAUNTED bc when my rust coworker diez from sadness itll b MY fault. now i feel totes divided n confused... am i rlly an asshole 4 wanting 2 help someone? :(

♱✮☾✮♱ AITA ♱✮☾✮♱

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Voting ended onSep 5, 2025

errrrrmmmmm okaayyyyyyyy i recognize dat teh council haz made a decision, but likkkeeeeee, given its a stupid ass decision, immmmm gonna ignore it ^w^

she'll furrrgive me after i help her move on!!!

♱✮☾✮♱ You see how this is a terrible idea, correct? ♱✮☾✮♱

notttttt really tbh... i kno her better than anonys on grumblr

vandelliacirrhosa

Oh, so you're just using your caste as a way to get away with shit behavior according to your tags?

Sometimes moving on means just being alone. Often someone forcing their way into the situation makes it worse because it forces you to think about it.

I understand you want to help, but leaving her alone may be the best course of action. Let her know you'll help if she wants it then Back. Off.

y r u mads at me...... we literally both r rpf ers....... da fuq.......

n e ways i kno her better than u, sooooo i kno what she needs more than u do, obv. some1 needs 2 help her move on or she;ll just sit n stew 4ever! duh! im licherally helping

☆ no fucking way ☆ you just said ☆ "we both write rpf so dont tell me to stop badgering my coworker" ☆ holy chronically online ☆ you've gotta be fucking kidding ☆ that's not an excuse ☆

☆ and jegus fuck ☆ leave that poor lady alone ☆ she's going through something ☆ and you're not helping ☆ go write rpf about her ☆ and stop trying to 'help' ☆ really weird that you wont stop grabbing on her ☆ according to yourself ☆ you really shouldn't ☆ even if you're sooo sure you won't 'hurt her' ☆ dude ☆ its rude ☆ and demeaning ☆

teh w in wader stands for woke

#rawring!#sybau

am i teh asshole for tryin to help a coworker move on from her shitty situationship? mai (12, purp, alternian) workplace (writing office) haz a really open structure n a lot of positive interpersonal energy, we all go 2 each others desks n stuff to chat n hang out, plus we're all working 2gether on a lotta stuff. so my coworker (10s, rustie, alternian 2) had a baaaaad situationship where she totes got ghosted out of no where n didnt get any closure. her aura was really dampening da workplace so another coworker (10s, cerulean, alternian ofc) asked me liek, "wat should we do :(" n i decided we gotta help her move on. well. liek. i tried everythings! tried therapy talk, tried romantic talk, tried spiritual talk, tried rationalizings, tried showing her theres other options, leik! FOR REALS! everything! i asked a dif dif coworker (10s too i think, jade, alternian ofc^2) told me that i need 2 back down or shes going 2 da big boss about it. i basically told her 2 step tf off bc helping some1 who feels depressed is a GOOD thing! but now cerulean coworker is saying we need 2 back off 2, n i dont agree! + when i dmd a close friend (also purple) she said dat NOT helping her move on will get me HAUNTED bc when my rust coworker diez from sadness itll b MY fault. now i feel totes divided n confused... am i rlly an asshole 4 wanting 2 help someone? :(

♱✮☾✮♱ AITA ♱✮☾✮♱

You're The Asshole

Coworkers Are The Assholes

Everybody Sucks Here

Only The Ghoster Sucks

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Voting ended onSep 5, 2025

errrrrmmmmm okaayyyyyyyy i recognize dat teh council haz made a decision, but likkkeeeeee, given its a stupid ass decision, immmmm gonna ignore it ^w^

she'll furrrgive me after i help her move on!!!

♱✮☾✮♱ You see how this is a terrible idea, correct? ♱✮☾✮♱

notttttt really tbh... i kno her better than anonys on grumblr

vandelliacirrhosa

Oh, so you're just using your caste as a way to get away with shit behavior according to your tags?

Sometimes moving on means just being alone. Often someone forcing their way into the situation makes it worse because it forces you to think about it.

I understand you want to help, but leaving her alone may be the best course of action. Let her know you'll help if she wants it then Back. Off.

#rawring!#errrrrr i need 2 give her a fake name

y r u mads at me...... we literally both r rpf ers....... da fuq.......

n e ways i kno her better than u, sooooo i kno what she needs more than u do, obv. some1 needs 2 help her move on or she;ll just sit n stew 4ever! duh! im licherally helping

Hey uh. maybe be careful n ☆t t ☆ hurt her?

o i touch her allllll teh time, im not gonna hurt her by accident. i kno my own strength anony!!!!! just relaxxxxxxx

#rawring!#owo whats this

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am i teh asshole for tryin to help a coworker move on from her shitty situationship? mai (12, purp, alternian) workplace (writing office) haz a really open structure n a lot of positive interpersonal energy, we all go 2 each others desks n stuff to chat n hang out, plus we're all working 2gether on a lotta stuff. so my coworker (10s, rustie, alternian 2) had a baaaaad situationship where she totes got ghosted out of no where n didnt get any closure. her aura was really dampening da workplace so another coworker (10s, cerulean, alternian ofc) asked me liek, "wat should we do :(" n i decided we gotta help her move on. well. liek. i tried everythings! tried therapy talk, tried romantic talk, tried spiritual talk, tried rationalizings, tried showing her theres other options, leik! FOR REALS! everything! i asked a dif dif coworker (10s too i think, jade, alternian ofc^2) told me that i need 2 back down or shes going 2 da big boss about it. i basically told her 2 step tf off bc helping some1 who feels depressed is a GOOD thing! but now cerulean coworker is saying we need 2 back off 2, n i dont agree! + when i dmd a close friend (also purple) she said dat NOT helping her move on will get me HAUNTED bc when my rust coworker diez from sadness itll b MY fault. now i feel totes divided n confused... am i rlly an asshole 4 wanting 2 help someone? :(

♱✮☾✮♱ AITA ♱✮☾✮♱

You're The Asshole

Coworkers Are The Assholes

Everybody Sucks Here

Only The Ghoster Sucks

Need More Info

Voting ended onSep 5, 2025

errrrrmmmmm okaayyyyyyyy i recognize dat teh council haz made a decision, but likkkeeeeee, given its a stupid ass decision, immmmm gonna ignore it ^w^

she'll furrrgive me after i help her move on!!!

♱✮☾✮♱ You see how this is a terrible idea, correct? ♱✮☾✮♱

#rawring!#plus she IS rust #liek #shes not gonna do much even if she gets madz

notttttt really tbh... i kno her better than anonys on grumblr

am i teh asshole for tryin to help a coworker move on from her shitty situationship? mai (12, purp, alternian) workplace (writing office) haz a really open structure n a lot of positive interpersonal energy, we all go 2 each others desks n stuff to chat n hang out, plus we're all working 2gether on a lotta stuff. so my coworker (10s, rustie, alternian 2) had a baaaaad situationship where she totes got ghosted out of no where n didnt get any closure. her aura was really dampening da workplace so another coworker (10s, cerulean, alternian ofc) asked me liek, "wat should we do :(" n i decided we gotta help her move on. well. liek. i tried everythings! tried therapy talk, tried romantic talk, tried spiritual talk, tried rationalizings, tried showing her theres other options, leik! FOR REALS! everything! i asked a dif dif coworker (10s too i think, jade, alternian ofc^2) told me that i need 2 back down or shes going 2 da big boss about it. i basically told her 2 step tf off bc helping some1 who feels depressed is a GOOD thing! but now cerulean coworker is saying we need 2 back off 2, n i dont agree! + when i dmd a close friend (also purple) she said dat NOT helping her move on will get me HAUNTED bc when my rust coworker diez from sadness itll b MY fault. now i feel totes divided n confused... am i rlly an asshole 4 wanting 2 help someone? :(

♱✮☾✮♱ AITA ♱✮☾✮♱

You're The Asshole

Coworkers Are The Assholes

Everybody Sucks Here

Only The Ghoster Sucks

Need More Info

Voting ended onSep 5, 2025

errrrrmmmmm okaayyyyyyyy i recognize dat teh council haz made a decision, but likkkeeeeee, given its a stupid ass decision, immmmm gonna ignore it ^w^

she'll furrrgive me after i help her move on!!!

#rawring!

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@seabells-and-seachains jus♱ heard ♱ha♱ you died, ♱ha♱'s rough buddy.

☆ fake news ☆ i dont read ☆ and my two tealkinning olive matesprites only read rpf yaoi ☆

YYour what

☆ my two tealkinning matesprits ☆ and yes ☆ they read rpf ☆

WWhy are they tealkin?

☆ because they kin teal characters...? ☆ and they read rpf ☆ before we kiss ☆

II don't care about RPF or kiissiing there's a diifference between kiinniing out of caste and castekiinniing.

☆ yeah idk about the difference ☆ im too busy ☆ reading rpf ☆ kissing my tealkinnie matesprites ☆ and yes ☆ heh ☆ smoking weed ☆

CCongrats on the polyamory and the drugs but why are they relevant here?

☆ because ☆ my tealkinnie matesprites ☆ they also read rpf ☆ and kiss each other ☆ but they dont smoke weed ☆ its an important distinction ☆

II'm begiinniing to suspect your supposed matespriits are not real and you are smokiing all the weed alone iin your hiive.

☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ fuck you ☆ youre lucky my two tealkinnie matesprites are here ☆ to calm me down ☆ from a highblood rage ☆ theyre rubbing my shoulders ☆ im so mad ☆

#source: me #checked by: me #verified #true

MMister Bells and/or Chains we are on the internet.

HHow is a hhighhblood rage supposed to scare me hhere?

☆ i printed out your avatar ☆ and taped it to a punching bag ☆ that i punch ☆ while i mutter your url ☆ with every strong punch that i punch ☆ you conspiracy theorist... ☆ dont ever talk about my two epic tealkinning matesprites ☆ or their rpf yaoi ☆ ever again ☆ i dont wanna see you standing outside our hive ☆ holding your dripping brown bags ☆ ever again ☆ ok ☆ leave us alone ☆ this is your final warning ☆

II have never, at any poiint, owned "driippiing brown bags".

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jyorey publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaize…. Cha-Cha… Fuhnuk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see Gog looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*

GGet terrorpy.

☆ lmao ☆ it wont save you now ☆ you fell for the reference ☆ all your tags are belong to us ☆

SSTOP FUCKING WITH MY TAGS

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#rawring!#hot goss

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Caan wee geet thee rundown on your eexees?

Sure

I won’t quirk because this’ll take forever if I do but I started dating when I was just a wee lad, by which I mean a tiny girl who hadn’t worked himself out yet. I don’t think you can really blame me for stuff I did back then, I was going through a lot.

So my first ex and I broke up during a trip abroad we took with schoolfeeding. We went out to this like. Wasn’t quite a club but it was club esque. I didn’t know the language all too well because I wasn’t from there but I was playing pool with someone in the building. We were chatting while my ex matesprit watched and long story short I may have accidentally traded him for a car. I was gonna explain the misunderstanding but like. It was a really nice car, and they were still there when I came to get him back after driving it around for a wipe. No harm done really

Next is the time I dated a Troll Canadian. We met at the border whenever one of us went to visit the other, it was always very sweet. Until there was a… misunderstanding of sorts, what with our coming and going. Long story short the word deportation may have been used and last I heard she is living a wonderful life in Troll Spain now.

There’s the coma, which happened because of the incident at the theme park. That was nasty business. Still have the scars.

The ex after that was one of the tamer ones, we were still pretty young, I’d just started college at that point. She still lived with her lusus, and one day she was out of town and asked me to take her absolutely ancient lizardmom out for a walk. I did and uh. Somehow, she was with me when we walked into the woods and not with me on the way out. I don’t think she ever found her.

My college ex was studying library science, which had a few class overlaps with me. We spent a lot of time together and. Well I don’t know if you guys are familiar with roubhe golbrg machines but. A similar chain reaction landed me 26 thousand in debt, a house uh. less than whole. and my ex moving back to troll England.

I graduated and brought pride to my ancestors, but I accidentally got my voluntary banishment delayed by an ill advised tryst with the officer in charge of my paperwork. That one was fun, though it’s kinda a shame about the fire. Sorry to anyone who lost their visa application a couple years back and had to resubmit. That’s my bad, guys.

The latest one was. Well there was the whole “lost at intergalactic sea” situation, lots of unfortunate implications there. Had to leave my old job afterwards, it was a bit of a mess.

And now I work where I am and life is cool and awesome

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Yeah my life is… extreme

wow dats totes cray cray....... wit a capital k k! pfp checks teh FAWK out!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am apparently “seven evil exes w☆rth ☆f evil ex” hence the pfp l☆l