I added some fake Black Friday deals to this store’s weekly in-store flyer

RIP Beautiful Prince.

i can never face my family again

Fun fact: one of these babies with aviators is actually a famous rapper.

Check out the batch from 2013.

petition for the clinton st theater to do a treehouse of horror marathon night

"Backstage ready to perform at ‘The Simpsons Take The Bowl.’ I have extra hats." - Conan

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Kick the fucking door in

Sherlock out.

The door is already open.

I remember distinctly one time being a young comedy writer, and Swartzwelder just happened to be sitting there, smoking a cigarette on the lawn. And I thought, Man, I’m just gonna ask John Swartzwelder a random question and see what he says in return. And I said, “John, what would you do if you had all the money that you could spend?” And without a moment’s hesitation he said, “I would buy a battleship and the Empire State Building. With the Empire State Building, I would just let it run down and get decrepit. Because people would say, ‘You can’t do that! That’s the Empire State Building!’ I would say, ‘No, I can! I own the Empire State Building.’ The battleship” he said, “I just think it would change people’s conversations with me if they knew I had a battleship.”

nhl players + chirping and trash talking

Springfield, OR got Simpsonized today! Check out these photos from The Simpsons' downtown mural dedication and block party!