Great Prince Will to Protect Wolf

People really swear that you have an attitude problem because you walk into a room and say nothing. What is there to say ?, I greet you and then I mind my business why do I always need to converse with you ? like wassup and that’s it. Why you always gotta be talking, there is a lot of peace in shutting the fuck up.

YES

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

TOO DAMN CUTE

I absolutely hate this

Lmao

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

harry: serotonin? in this economy?

I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

Please credit the actual photographer Tanja Brandt who took these beautiful photos of Ingo (the dog) and Poldi (the owl)!

I always had a spearow in my team over a pidgey or hoothoot. I always thought fearow is a much cooler birb.

We LOVE and RESPECT SPEAROW. We RESPECT FEAROW too but we especially RESPECT unevolved SPEAROW.

I have a Spearow in my Gold party her name is PARSNIP and I LOVE and SUPPORT her

GOOD. That’s what I LIKE to hear, DON’T evolve HER.

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

Bruh, it’s an apple.

him eating apple floss

master has snatched dobbys wig

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet