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petplay but the pet is the dom

petplay but the exotic “pet” in question was a gift or an inheritance or something from a family member, and it’s definitely not an animal you should just be allowed to have, and you’re terrified of her, and she absolutely knows that

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

you wanna make out with something that isn’t human so bad

everyone is always saying that if you go into a dragon’s lair you’re going to get eaten. they never specify how

Yes, your honor, I did eat those people, but I don't think you're considering that everyone agreed that it was really hot when I did it

hard vore but it’s less “chewing” and more “tearing someone apart”

digs my claws into your chest to hold you still and bites your upper arm and tosses my head to rip it off. swallows your arm cutely

Two dragons doing the lady and the tramp scene with your intestines

you seem like what you need is to be hunted by a giant bird

Big Corvid incoming btw. hold still

post-meal clarity

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

raptor pack who won’t come any closer to you because they’re a bit scared of your campfire but they do have you very surrounded and they all want to fuck you so they’re just sort of waiting you out right now

yeah our relationship is 50/50, he eats me out and i eat him

They call it horny because horns are an inherently sexual quality