may you dance with fairies and talk to the moon.

shit dude

i was having a real existential crisis in there. i also expected your food to talk while the door was closed but there was no talking food.

great things to do: go into a random walmart in fae form and fuck with the security system.

there he go

i've never had so much fun.

@erinyesbemix OH! OH…MY APOLOGIES.

oh! it’s no problem! being short can have it’s disadvantages so i know why everybody wants to be tall.

aight my main man i gotcha

yay! it really, you know. means a lot to me that you’re celebrating my holiday with me. by the way.

let me get dressed first because im not about to do this shit in my boxers

hehe. cool! there’s food too! and alcohol! and uh. other humans but don’t mind them! they won’t even remember tomorrow.