i SAID i need ur assistance young wizard

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Rattlebones, He has the vibes of a twelve year old middle school boy who wears exclusively neon.

The Dark Faries, five of them called me a d*ke last week. Three of them said I was going to hell.

Lady Blackhope, she thinks she’s cool when she says things like that but it’s not and ma'am you can’t say that word. Please ma'am you’re in public.

Meowiarty, He’s kind of got that old english racism going on y'know. Like mustache twirling colonizer “Oh ho ho.” kind of bullshit. Really shitty, I wish we could have killed him.

Krokopatra. Need I say anything more. She’s a Karen through and through.

That one slaver dude that we mount his head on our wall. Yeah that guy. Fuck that guy.

Plauge Oni. He’s literal fucking cancer.

Nolan Stormgate. He is a middle schooler who wears exclusively neon.

The fire elves from Firecat Ally. They’re all insecure about their hight and they all make fun of the gay kid because of it