the universe's weakest pervert

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

little miss humpable face

There’s an egg-shaped void in your lower abdomen and helpful girls around you are vying to help solve that

you need to have sex with plushes... dont just hump them or fuck them, you need a little foreplay. kiss them. hold them against your body. bring their soft crotch up to your mouth and lick the flat bit of fabric there. run your tongue along the seam. make them kiss down your neck before you rub their nose and mouth against your cock. take your time with them, you're gonna be doing it every night from now on anyway...

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lil miss selfcest would like to dress you up in her clothes for a very normal reason.