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Charles: Are they a favorite pair? Also, I must confess I’m not sure who this is. I didn’t save your number with a name, only an emoji.

Charles: Are you holding my boxers hostage? Is that what this is? What’s the ransom? The return of yours or a cash settlement?

Charles: I feel like this makes me sound worse than I actually am. I promise I’m not actually a slag. Just trying to keep with the bar distractions as of late.

Erik: Quite frankly, I didn't save your number at all. And yes, they most certainly are.

Erik: Well considering they are not mine, either that or they're going in the trash. They're a little too... pink, for my taste.

Erik: You seemed to have taken my boxers on your rush out.