please be my someone

When things started off bad for you, but then everything turned out okay, but now things are back to bad and you just wish the writers would kill you off

i thought i could do it. i tried so hard.

Grace Cardinal → #RiseAndGrind

“I can’t believe I won’t hear your daily fashion tips anymore.” “And I can’t believe we lived with each other for a year without murder.” “There’s still time.”

“Yeah, Ilana and I only do interviews when we get eaten out under the table,” says Jacobson, calling back to Glazer’s earlier bit. Glazer, as always, runs with it—“We have two extra assistants for interviews”—but Jacobson shuts her down, careful not to make them sound like divas in front of a reporter, even in jest: “Don’t even say that.” She’s got her back.

“Yeah, my accent can be very alarming.”

Throwback Thursday: Nancy Joe, this is Alexis Neiers calling.

Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.

and yet he doesn’t get to be talked about in the it goes their special because the ten minute eclare segment was more important :-)

make me choose: anonymous asked me ≡ erica reyes or cora hale