I'm going into Autism Ramble mode™️

playing a ttrpg is like being in a very exclusive fandom of, like, six people

shout out to blorbo from my mind

Sir, that's my emotional support vampire.

Theo essentially--the older she gets the more the parasite(vampire) takes over and the less the host(person) exists

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

official vampire post

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

official vampire post

It's bold to assume vampires want lavish homes and money when what they really want is a loving family and an easy to access supply of blood.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies