keep me where the light is

I haven’t met all of me yet.

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

Y'all ever heard of a tax refund

i’m so glad glee is cancelled because we would have had to sit through a prince tribute and a lemonade episode, what a mess that would have been

i like how you accepted that you would still be watching it

me to my skin: I know ur trying, but try harder

witches on tumblr are literally like “if you curse ur ex mutuals with blood magic you are VALID uwu” i feel like i have to burn sage and shove quartz up my nose every 4 months im active on tumblr just in case some rando cursed me over discourse

who the hell are yall following

evidence suggests that I am too tired for this shit

“All the information you need to make a book about yourself!” this is an instructional book about Damask making a book about herself. loves it.

i'm just

I HOPE YOU FIND IT USEFUL, TRAITOR

my friends talking about me after I leave them early on a night out