i just reblog glee and twilight (MOSTLY KLAINE)

Here’s a list of toxic/dangerous ideas Stephenie Meyer implemented into my impressionable, depressed 9 y/o self:

And why maybe I shouldn’t have been allowed to read them at such a young age.

Boys who are snotty/rude to you should be chased after because they probably like you.

You should put yourself in dangerous/life threatening situations if a significant other breaks up with you in order to get them back.

You can expect that “the one” will be a virgin by the time they’re with you.

Getting married right out of high school to your first S/O is admired and you definitely won’t change as a person after high school.

Relationships ultimate goal is sex.

And sex is PERFECT AND LIFE ALTERING AND TRANSCENDENT etc.

Because of that, if S/O doesn’t want sex just make them feel bad until they do.

It’s okay to ditch all your friends and family to be with your S/O.

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

not a soul:

Marcus, sobbing : Why did you die Didyme, what did I do?

Fashion of Glee