your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

love reading classical scholarship. i was looking up some of pliny the younger's letters and found a delightful article that answers the question all of us have been asking: is pliny actually funny

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything

I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again

academia perfec t size to put human in to learn! inside very good and learn human get smart put human in academia. put human in academia. no problems ever in academia because no stress and support for human mind in big human head. academia yes a place for human put human in academia can trust college for giveing good brain to human. friend college.

“i have a girlfriend” “i have a boyfriend” i have a longing for the most exquisite gothic romance, for centuries of eternal love where decay cannot touch us.

caught myself wishing tonight that there were some kind of facility you could check yourself into as an adult where you can like go about your day as you please but there are people who will wake you up & make you breakfast & lunch & dinner, & healthy snacks throughout the day. & they'll drive you wherever you need to go, & bring you home, & run you a bath & light candles for you & make you a herbal tea at bedtime. they'll handle all your life admin, & they'll make you do yoga & read a book before bed, & ask you about your day & encourage & praise you. & you could have a session with them about your hopes & ambitions & they'd help you plan how to achieve them. & then i realised i was basically just fantasising about being parented.

people be like “i love your energy” and then drain it

i’d hate being george harrisons roommate imagine leaving some dishes in the sink once because you’re in a hurry and he gets mad but is like “it’s fine whatever” and then 8 month’s later you turn on the radio to a new hit single from george harrison called “dumb fuck and lazy” and you’d be like. damn.

don’t worry about the dramatic piano music playing in the background rn. that always happens when I’m doing something regular and normal

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

fake ass autumn lover i saw you yearning for the sun